Walks. Sleep. Treats. Bones (the rawhide kind, pervert). Breakfast. Dinner. The park. Rides in the car.
Any other animals out there... I'm partial to dogs, but only because too many cats have attitude problems and hiss at me and shit. If you're a human, and you haven't met me before, or my mother or father, don't waste your time asking to be my friend, because I'll just say no. If you've got a pet, sign 'em up, and we'll do just fine.
Soft rock, and heavy metal and hard rock that don't suck.
Whatever's on, as long as there's room for me on the couch.
Again, whatever's on--You just better save a spot for me... And no, "spot's" not a cute dog pun.
I haven't chewed on a book in years...
My dad.