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Mini

I am here for Friends

About Me

No, I'm not really 32 years old... I'm not really sure when I was born, but it was roughly sometime in mid-May, 2001. Problem is, you have to be 18 for this site, so I lied. I was rescued by the coolest fucking parents in the world on Sept. 18, 2001. I'm definitely part Miniature Daushund, and we think I'm crossed with either Chiuahua or Corgi.

My Interests

Walks. Sleep. Treats. Bones (the rawhide kind, pervert). Breakfast. Dinner. The park. Rides in the car.

I'd like to meet:

Any other animals out there... I'm partial to dogs, but only because too many cats have attitude problems and hiss at me and shit. If you're a human, and you haven't met me before, or my mother or father, don't waste your time asking to be my friend, because I'll just say no. If you've got a pet, sign 'em up, and we'll do just fine.

Music:

Soft rock, and heavy metal and hard rock that don't suck.

Movies:

Whatever's on, as long as there's room for me on the couch.

Television:

Again, whatever's on--You just better save a spot for me... And no, "spot's" not a cute dog pun.

Books:

I haven't chewed on a book in years...

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Someone call this guy, please...

I'm a dog, and this guy has emailed me twice now (five months apart, he's a persistent f'er) trying to meet me... Someone out there must need a friend who plays violin... ANYONE? Here's his email, if ...
Posted by Mini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST