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The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes.

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About Me

The most important things in my life are my family, my friends, my heritage and my job in that order.
My family and some friends will try to tell you otherwise but I'm an asshole, no really I am. Dennis Leary could have written that song about me, and I don't care. It's actually kind of sad, just not for me.
People hate me, mainly girls but enough guys that I can get away with just saying people. Girls either hate me or love me, it all depends on how well they understand my attitude. Once they understand that I'm oblivious to most compliments they start to like me better. It probably doesn't help that I am oblivious to just about everything so they think I'm not paying any attention to them. Eventually they end up thinking I'm hilarious but it can take anywhere from an hour to two years.
I moved to Yuma where I'm working as an EMT. I've graduated from a fire academy and plan on getting my paramedic cert soon. There are plenty of days I regret moving to Yuma, and on those days I really can't tell if it was the right move.
I was a loner and a loser in high school (not much has changed). I guess I've moved on as I rarely think about it, except when I'm on myspace.(tear drop falls) At which point the urge to eat a bullet grows exponentially.
I'm becoming more immature as I grow older. I listen to a lot of angry music, I also love moshing, but not the shit you see in a punk pit. I'm talking about driving my shoulder through some guy's chest. I hate the mother fuckers you see in a pit throwing punches that get mad when five guys beat him down.
I'm probably angry with my parents but I don't think I am.
I was trying to single handedly bring back hair metal fashion, but I had to give up.
My hair was pretty damned long (touched the bottom of my shoulder blades), unfortunately I had to cut it. My handlebar moustache was fully grown, and I had to trim it off. Hopefully someone will benefit from my hair, as I donated it to Pantene.

My Interests

Flying, I'm planning on getting my private pilot's license. Scuba diving. Cars. Guns. Poetry. Football. Crotch Rockets. Harleys. Weightlifting. Music. Moshing. Drinking. Numbness. & Offroading. But mainly I'm interested in...

I'd like to meet:

Drama free people, but do they exist? Probably not.
I never had much emotion, and I think whats left of it has gone into hibernation so anyone who doesn't mind my cold black heart.
My partner at work could give you at least thirty reasons as to why I'm single which she reminds me of at least once per shift and I've pretty much accepted the fact that I'm going to be single for the next three years, so any girl who'd like to prove me wrong.

Music:

Everything most of my friends hate all together, Hair Metal and Pop. Plus the music one group of friends hates, some R&B and rap, electro clash as well as other 80's genres. Then of course music my other friends hate, heavy metal, techno, trance, and house. My major influence is the blues. Song Lyrics

  • Dave Matthews Band - Tripping Billies video
  • O.A.R. - Love and Memories video
  • Ne Yo - Sexy Love video
  • Poison - Fallen Angel video
  • Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. video
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    Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder

    Add to My Profile | More Videos Oh and when I say I like some rap, I mean really pissed off shit. Like some DMX, but only when he sounds like he's going to kill somebody. Oh and the Gregg Allman Band kicks ass, and though the Allman Brother's Band also does I really mean the Gregg Allman Band. "I'm No Angel" has to be one of the greatest songs I have ever heard.

    Movies:

    Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky V, and the Greatest of all Rocky IV. The Program, Varsity Blues, Any Given Sunday, Resident Evil, 28 days later, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, LTR Trilogy, Braveheart (I cry every time I watch it), Swingers, All the Right Moves, Boondock Saints, Southie, Waiting.

    Television:

    Chapelle (of course), Rescue Me, Third Watch, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beavis and Butthead, The Sopranos, Laguna Beach (yeah I'm pathetic).

    Books:

    The Sea Wolf, Wild At Heart, LTR Trilogy, ..... The Bible?

    Heroes:

    Pat Tillman, my brother in-law, my sister, and anyone else who sacrifices their time and families for this country.

    My Blog

    Sitting Waiting Wishing

    So I'm sitting around waiting for a phone call that doesn't appear to be coming in. (Checks phone twice) yes it's on and yes it's working. I crashed my truck yesterday (while offroading) and finally d...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

    Mal strikes again!!!

    I scared and probably scarred at least one girl tonight at a party. I started off extremley quiet, only occasionaly making off humorous comments. By 05:00 a girl (when asked by me) stated she disliked...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:55:00 PST

    My Grace is Gone

      Dinah 10/95 - 06/06   Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight,Its 2 am, Im drunk again,Its heavy on my mind, its heavy on my mind.I could never love again,So much as I love you.Where you ...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:03:00 PST

    Thinking too much

    So I haven't posted a blog in quite some time and figured I should throw one down. I moved to Yuma which sucks when I think about it too much. I'm really just biding my time until I've completed all o...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:26:00 PST

    Decisions Decisions

    So tonight I rediscovered the dark rage I had within me years ago. After a number of Pirate Punches and one Jameson's on the rocks I found myself saying goodbye to a person I may I have kept too much ...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:26:00 PST

    I've had this on repeat for an hour

    You Never Know Sitting still as stone watching - watchingPeople walking by you wondering whyNo one ever stops to talk or thinks about it  if they ever didWhat if God shuffled by?One day we might see...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST

    Life thus far

    So my Brother in-law is finally coming home from Kuwait. I can't think of anything that could be better. I'm finally getting my shit in order so I can actually do something more than enjoy life living...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST

    WTF Mate?

    So I was offered a job today as an EMT. I haven't even finished the course yet and already everyone is after my talent. Well it actually came from a family friend so I guess they're not really mo...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST

    I finally remembered why I cried like a bitch.

    I was watching "It Runs in the Family" last night and at the climax of one of the sub-plots Cameron Douglas's character breaks down in his father's arms as he apologizes for years of fucking up. His f...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:48:00 PST

    Too Stupid To Live

    Why do I keep listening to this song? I must have let it play for close to an hour now. Misfits "Dig Up Her Bones" Anything is what she isAnywhere is where she's fromAnything is what she'll beAnything...
    Posted by The Original MAL!!! Accept no substitutes. on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:36:00 PST