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Josie darling

I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear

About Me


About me:
Thoughts determine what you want. Actions determine what you get.
Think. Act. Now.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
- They Live
I am a bit of a metal head. A bit like a lot.
I'm a sarcastic piece of honey.
But actually a pretty darn nice girl.
My mouth is mean, but it also produces kisses, so try your luck.
I will not wrap you up in pretty words in hopes of enticing your heart, imagination and interest. If you know my inner person, then I know I can provide you with some joy and inappropriate but clever humour.
My friend Stuart once said "aha, you are rock and roll personified baby"
Basically, I'm a rockaholic. You can't deny it.
RIGHT NOW;
I study Textiles for Fashion.
I need a job.
Tea is pretty snazzy.
Calendar;
October 18th ~ Spaceball 1st Birthday @ Dundee
October 20th - 23rd ~ Home @ GT Perthshire
November 7th - 9th ~ East Coast Tattoo Expo @ Colchester
November 24th ~ Ink by Steve Byrne @ Lab Munki, Stirling
December 8th ~ Slipknot/Machine Head @ SECC
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"I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

- Marilyn Monroe.

My Interests

Body modification.
Burlesque.
Dancing.
Tattoos.
Piercings.
Pin Up Photography.
Naked bitches!

Music:

Arch Enemy.
Biffy Clyro.
Danzig.
David Bowie.
Deez Nuts.
The Distillers.
Eliott Smith.
Have Heart.
Jason Mraz.
Kings of Leon.
Machine Head.
The Misfits.
Pinback.
Red House Painters.
Slipknot.
Tiger Army.
Torche.
You Me At Six.

Movies:

Anchorman.
Calamity Jane.
Die Hard.
Dirty Dancing.
Dodgeball.
Gypsy Rose Lee.
Labyrinth.
Star Wars.
Waynes World.

Television:

Flight of The Conchords.
Gilmore Girls.
Shameless.
The mighty Boosh.
That 70's Show.
Quantum Leap.
UFC.

Books:

READ A FUCKING BOOK.
Shakespeare.
Shadowmarch - Tad Williams.

Heroes:

Graham Motion.
My Muma.

My Blog

How to give to charity for free!

Not the things us kids really go for...   Sick of those charity guys roaming the streets asking for money? Sick of lying about your age or making up excuses?   well now you can give to ...
Posted by Josie darling on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:22:00 PST

Our bodies are, quite simply, who we are.

I was reading an article this morning about the post-modified body, invasive corpreal transformation and its effects on subjective identiy. It got me thinking about a couple things. An hour and a half...
Posted by Josie darling on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:30:00 PST

some of the most beautiful lyrics i have ever read.

i need you to be the strength of widows and soul survivorsi need you to be as fearless as new mothers and new fathersi need you to be the hope of hearts who lost true lovei need you to be the might of...
Posted by Josie darling on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:10:00 PST

The very quetion "why" is offensive...

"we the modified hold that we are a distinct subcultural group with an established history and way of life. we take part in these activities and perform these body modifications for the betterment of ...
Posted by Josie darling on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:54:00 PST

About Me

I used to have this idea of who or what I wanted to be, and now it makes me laugh. I don't consider myself too "cool" to just have fun and act like a twat with my friends.There are people who talk bad...
Posted by Josie darling on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

I ____ Josie ...fill this in...

I know you think this is stupid. do i care?no, because i think so too. I _____ Josie. Josie is _____. Josie needs ______. I want to _____ Josie. Josie can _____...
Posted by Josie darling on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:56:00 PST