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deloris

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About Me

It seems as though I've reached a point in my life where I am bored with everything that matters. I have a very routine life, which I don't want to lose. Yet I desire something more, at least temporarily until I am out of this current phase.
What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water and then get it
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 20
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? cook!
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests


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What Happy Bunny saying r u?

HAPPY BUNNY
UR A MEAN BUNNY, U SHOULD B OH SO PROUD!

What kind of puppy are you??

Innocent puppy
You manage to wriggle your away around people's little fingers. Or in other words, get your own way most of the time!

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut