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I drink too much coffee, I used to cuss like a fuckin' sailor, I used to party like tony montana, I can't remember the last time I combed my hair, I like office/home supply stores. I like power tools, I like shoes, I have tattoos, I like girls who are skinnier than me, I used to be married, I love my son and dog very much, I sometimes sing disney tunes in the shower, I like watching animal planet, discovery channel, and fox news w/shepard smith, I had dinner, becks beer, and 8-Balls at johnny rotten's house, I have a U.S. design patent, I love punk music. I love 2 design on Macs, I went to Cal State Fullerton to learn nerdy animation stuff, I have a best friend named schmitty, I have a body guard named schmitty, I'm a creative genius, I don't read books but I'm smart, I don't spank my kid, I like backyard bbq's, I like ice cream, I've had shitty business partners except for Dana Nicholson at FleshGear, I look younger than my age, I'm handy and can fix almost anything, I'm a entrepreneur, I have more action figures than the 40yr virgin, I pioneered snowboard clothing, I'm kinda funny, I'm kinda nice, I give to charity, I make money and pay bills, I'm brutally honest, I'm independent and have my priorities straight. I follow politics and yes I know who Nancy Pelosi is.
So Basically, I Suck, You Rule!