stefanie

Can You Entice Me?...
Can you make me do a double take the first time I see you?
Can you entice me with your scent?
(What I call the essence of a man)
Since conversation rules the nation, can you rule my nation with your conversation?
Are you willing to accept me for me with the understanding that I am a mother first and a woman second.
Can you cope with the idea that I might one day want to have your child?
I need a man that understands that being my man includes 3 full cooked meals daily, a clean house, hot bubble baths, full body massages, the greatest sex, having a friend, a lover, and most of all a companion who understands you and accepts you for who you are forever and always.
My man needs to know that I`m the Bonnie to his Clyde in whatever he decides to do. No one else needs to be involved in what we do cause we are all we have. I`m the one who will hold and comfort you at night, I`m the shoulder you will lean on, I`m the one who will congratulate you on your victories.
Having the title as my man, will you trust and understand when I say I love you? Loving you means that I love you and only you and no other man (except GOD) shall ever come before you.
Now Fellaz If you R Feelin that and that is what you want...
I`m takin applications
Will you meet the standards?
HANDLE YA BUSINESS, DON`T LET YA BUSINESS HANDLE YOU!!
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Joey Ramone
You are Joey Ramone! Hey, ho, lets go! Yeah, you're a happy little one, aren't you? Joey was dying and yet he did a cover of What A Wonderful World. You can't get more poppy than that. A hero, you are. Oh, he died in 2001 from cancer, poor guy.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water then get in
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 11
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? A pirate
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no