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Billistry of Sound

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About Me

My name is Billy. I am an ex mafia boss from Sicily. I created my own record label 50 years ago called Billistry of Sound. Those bastards Ministry of Sound have breached copyright laws, copied my name and now are making millions. I will be taking this issue to the European Courts of Justice. I will sue for millions. I will be rich. Just like Calvin Harris I will get all the girls. I ask no questions, except one, "Bill or no deal?"If u dont know me then add me [email protected] braaaaap braaaaaap!! music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Billy
Birthday: 26th Jan
Birthplace: Rush Green brap brap
Current Location: The Elm
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: browny
Height: 8 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Poulter
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: my left arm
Your Fears: sonic the hedgehog, Jedd Barry, Daniel Bernet, Dean paton, Chris Callaghan, Michael Davis, Max Skimmings, Ricky Brian
Your Perfect Pizza: nothings perfect
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet san diego munez, get an england cap
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i've never sat and observed commons phrases of msn
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm still tired.. more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my big toe
Your Bedtime: 6.30
Your Most Missed Memory: my goldfish
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: kfc
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: hell no!!
Do you Swear: fuk off
Do you Sing: I'm the best singer ever
Do you Shower Daily: once a year
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: i'm there
Do you want to get Married: not at the moment
Do you belive in yourself: "yes i can"
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im beautiful
Are you a Health Freak: a bit
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: wots to like about em?
Do you play an Instrument: harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: i had a bit of a cigar cos im hard
In the past month have you been on Drugs: e's, coke, heroin, pills, charlie, weed. no dont touch em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i'm ugly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreo cookie milkshake TINSELTOWN!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who in their right mind would eat raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeh loads
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeh 25 times
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 8 cars, 22 watches, 1 house and 1 football stadium
Ever been Drunk: haven't you already asked me this
Ever been called a Tease: yeh
Ever been Beaten up: i got punched once
Ever Shoplifted: 8 cars, 22 watches, 1 house and 1 football stadium
How do you want to Die: i'm gonna live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a man
What country would you most like to Visit: Azbackestahn
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown/blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 7ft 9
Weight: 1 stone
Best Clothing Style: funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: 999868596978599686959
Number of CDs I own: lots and lots
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hold on let me count..
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My Interests

Clubbing, drinking, going out with mates, shopping, going to IBIZA!!!!

I'd like to meet:

God - I'd ask him how he made the world in only one week. Clever boy, his mum would be so proud.Santiego Munez - He is the world's greatest football player.I would like to meet myspace hackers because they are holy shiznit dawgs.I would like to meet the venga boys whilst they tour with the baha men.

Music:

PURE FILTHY DIRTY MASHED UP ELECTRO BEATS!!!WITHOUT HOUSE MUSIC YOUR HOMELESS

Movies:

Snatch, Layer Cake, Goodfellas, Borat (i like), i like to laugh at green street because hobbits can't fight - Go Frodo!

Television:

Skins(sid is a legend), Family Guy, Simpsons, Hollyoaks,Top Gear, Soccer am, Scrubs

Books:

i catn read im dixlesic

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, Batman - if they all form together they could make a Superspiderbat