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Kathleen

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About Me

Listen up, bitches. I DO NOT ADD BANDS THAT SOLICIT ME, so don't bother. I add bands I LIKE (If I even fucking feel like it), not shitty bands who beg for attention. If you have to do that kind of promotion- you may not be that good and should probably consider an education. Also, I don't add random people for no reason- you want me to add you, SEND ME AN EMAIL AND ACTUALLY ASK! Perhaps letting me know WHY you want to be added will get you somewhere, particularly if you are interesting and witty. If you are one of those single guys who only adds girls with hot pics under some misguided belief that this makes them somehow look good- PISS OFF. I will not become part of some loser's chick collection. I am here to talk to my real friends and *possibly* talk to like-minded folks with interests similar to my own. I'm not interested in unsolicited emails from "normal folks" telling me how weird, scary, evil, etc. I am. I KNOW what I am. I don't randomly email you telling you how boring, ugly, and unoriginal you are...just stay with your herd mentality and leave me alone.
I've just come to Edinburgh, Scotland from Boston, Massachusetts- but am originally and ALWAYS WILL BE a Southern Belle from Hell.
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; this time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

My Interests

David Darius. Antebellum architecture. Creating beautiful + disturbing art. Making miniature museums of obscure objects. Collecting teeth. Plastic anatomical models. Halloween. More tattoos. My best friend. Collecting antique ocular imagery. Cocktails. Bike messenger races. Old medical books. Track bikes. Rockabilly. Vintage clothing. Sideshows + performers. Amateur taxidermy. Chopper bicycles. Antique medical + dental instruments. Fishnets + corsets. Medicinal Antiques. Punk Rockitude. Southern Rock. Fuck you. Abnormal Psychology. BDSM. Being Old School. Deformities. Hot Rods. Stiletto heels. Burlesque. And then some.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but you, most likely.

fellow misanthropes.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

David Darius. Oi. Punk Rock. Southern Rock. Rockabilly. Psychobilly. Hardcore. Country. Heavy Metal. 80's Goth. Death Metal. Black Metal. More Rock.

ARTISTS:

MYSELF.
David Darius.
Joseph Cornell.
Egon Schiele.
Damien Hirst.
Mark Ryden.
The Burns Archive.
Starn Twins.
Francis Bacon.
Joel-Peter Witkin.
Rachel Whiteread.
Jack the Ripper.
Willem DeKooning.
Joseph Beuys.
Cy Twombly.
Edward Gorey.
Camille Rose Garcia.
Neckface.
Niagara.
Makoto Kobayashi.
Tim Biskup.
Jotto.
Gary Baseman.
Jordan Isip.
Shag.
Aesthetic Apparatus.
Diane Arbus.
James Ensor.
Otto Dix.
Robert Motherwell.
Andre Serrano.
...and many more.

Movies:

Blade Runner. Near Dark. Metropolis. Creature of the Black Lagoon. Oh, Brother Where Art Thou. Monty Python + the Holy Grail. Animal House. Pretty in Pink. Filth and the Fury. High Fidelity. The Matchmaker. Fight Club. Labyrinth. Death Race 2000. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Dudes. Legend. Better Off Dead. Another State of Mind. Dark Crystal. The Hunger. Kalifornia. Xanadu. Blazing Saddles. Time Bandits. Romeo is Bleeding. Six String Samurai. Ran. Quicksilver. The Warriors. Escape From New York. Little Big Man. Galaxy Quest. Lord of the Rings movies. Nightmare Before Christmas. Haggard. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Humanoids From the Deep. Rosemary's Baby. Freaks. Hot Stuff. Scavenger Hunt. Murder by Death. Murder on the Orient Express. Death on the Nile. The Bride of Frankenstein. Yellowbeard. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T. Porn. ..and many more.

Television:

Documentaries/shows on any of these subjects:
-True crime.
-World War II- The European + Pacific Theaters.
-Japanese military atrocities.
-Japanese culture.
-Japanese History.
-Kamikazes.
-The Vietnam War.
-Serial Murderers.
-The Jim Jones mass suicides.
-The Manson Family + the Tate/La Bianca murders.
-Supermax prisons.
-Alcatraz.
-Prison life.
-The criminally insane.
-Historical mental institutions + their abuses.
-Nazi history, ideaology, + atrocities.
-War crimes.
-Genocides.
-Execution techniques.
-Execution witness experiences.
-The Bubonic Plague.
-The Irish Famine.
-Irish history.
-Irish culture- past + present.
-The IRA.
-The Civil War.
-Confederate History.
-Confederate military figures of note.
-History of the Southern States.
-Plantation life.
-History of Slavery.
-The Underground Railroad.
-Voodoo.
-New Orleans culture + history.
-The Reconstruction Era of the South.
-Sherman's March.
-Mortuary + embalming practices.
-The Funeral industry.
-The Marquis de Sade.
-The French Revolution.
-History of Scotland.
-Highland culture.
-History of Finland + Norway.
-Stave Churches.
-Norse Religion.
-The Vikings.
-The Druids.
-Black Metal.
-History of Punk Rock.
-Hawaiian History.
-Archaeological projects relating to mummification.
-Ancient Egyptian Royalty.
-Ancient Egyptian Funeral Practices.
-Egyptology.
-The Valley of the Kings.
-The "Bog People".
-Sideshow performers and history- past + present.
-Anatomical anomalies.
-The Mutter Museum.
-Medical oddities.
-Gender Changes.
-The birth process of all animals, including human.
-Nature shows, unless they show hunting +/or killing animals. (I know..the irony- I could care less about people dying but absolutely cannot watch animals being harmed in any way. Or children. Because they are innocents- NO adult human is an innocent being).
-King Henry VIII and his wives.
-Queen Victoria.
-Queen Elizabeth I.
-The current British Royal family.
-Castles of Ireland and Scotland.
-The Romanov Royal family and their executions.
-Stories of the Tower of London.
-The Mutiny on the Bounty and Pitcairn Island.

Books:

AUTHORS:
Neitzsche. Georges Bataille. Baudelaire. Mishima. De Sade. Rice. Poppy Z. Brite. S.E. Hinton.

BOOKS:
Geek Love, Wicked, Memoirs of a Geisha, Story of the Eye, Claiming of Sleeping Beauty trilogy by A.N. Roquelaire. Surgical textbooks. Anything about subjects listed under "television" section above. Gone With the Wind. Sex in History. The Wives of Henry XVIII. The Secret Life of a Satanist. The Blood Countess. Exquisite Corpse.
Am an extremely voracious + oddly fast reader...at LEAST one book/novel a day, usually more. An odd but not terribly useful talent...semi-photographic memory. Read + remember entire paragraphs or long phrases at a time. No "total" word-for-word recall, but close.

Heroes:

David Darius.
My best friend Jennifer.
Liam Lynch.
Evel Knievel.
Baudelaire.
Anton LaVey.
The inventor of the Visible Man.
Johnny Eck.

Bartholomew Sullivan- always

My Blog

a better mood hath prevailed.

Thanks to the Sugar Hill Gang....that shit never gets old.And I'm going out to dinner.HO-telMO-telHoliday Inn!...
Posted by Kathleen on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

Birthdays.

Oh, how I hate birthdays. Every year it's the same thing...I get some tiny glimmer of hope that this year will be different, that someone will care, that someone will do something nice for me...becaus...
Posted by Kathleen on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

Spongebob Death Metal

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Posted by Kathleen on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:29:00 PST

Get out yer fuckin’ checkbook!

..Cars on FunnyOrDie.com.. ...
Posted by Kathleen on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Sleep with Mary, Queen of Scots...for 7,500 pounds- per nite.

THERE is a bed once slept in by Mary, Queen of Scots, a dungeon, a private chapel and walls lined with masterpieces by the likes of Sir Henry Raeburn. Over the years Lennoxlove House, set in 460 acre...
Posted by Kathleen on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:35:00 PST

insomnia.

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead..." -Charles Bukowski...
Posted by Kathleen on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:32:00 PST

Made it alive to Edinburgh....

Thanks to Bartholomew, Bob G., Miss Jessy Drastic (if you're nasty), and of course David for being my financial patron and host....honorable mentions to Noelle and Beantown Booking, my cousin Joe Kell...
Posted by Kathleen on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST

In the immortal words (and tattoo) of my pal Jef...

SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!!(the South is excluded from this comment)...
Posted by Kathleen on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

...

FIVE MORE FUCKING DAYS!!!!...
Posted by Kathleen on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

If I were to die tomorrow.

I would still know what completely unselfish love feels like.And that gives me peace.....I have never known peace...until now....
Posted by Kathleen on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST