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-------------------------------------------------........... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................................... I'm me. Either you like it or you don't, but I believe most people do. I'm a Christian. I'm a professional student. I'm outgoing. I'm a very nice guy and I'm usually polite. I'm a conservative, I hate liberal ideology or lack there of. I hate the french and have no respect for the clintons or barak (sadam hussein) obama (bin laden). I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. It was invented by communists, seriously it was, look it up. I do not follow the "PC" age. If you are "african american" I will call you Black. If you are "asian american" I will guess at what country you are from or ask you, Japanese, Chinese, etc. If you are homosexual then I will call you what you are, disgusting and immoral, no, you weren't born with the desires stop blaming God and no, science has not proven that you could have been born that way, that's a lie. If you believe this then you have more problems than just being queer. Back to a lighter note. When I was a kid I drove everyone nuts with my attitude. That's one reason why I'm going to be scared when kids come into my life. I use to do lots of illusions (magic tricks). I was really good. I'm trying to get back into it as a hobby but with school and work, it's going to be tough. I don't have as much time as I use to. I love simple pleasures, but like complex ones as well. I like the letter "i" but I don't like what it stands for. I like going to public places and people watch...mainly just to make fun of them. Snow is wonderful. Winter is great. My favorite holiday is Christmas and this Christmas will definitely be the best. It will be spent without snow and without cold weather but with the best girl in the world. Summer can get too hot sometimes. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I'm not fat, but I could lose weight and I am so BACK OFF. I am a fencer, in fact, I coached fencing at Northern Kentucky University and at the Clermont branch of UC, unfortunately I don't do much of that anymore but I can still whoop you in it. I also have started Jiu Jitsu. I enjoy trail biking, playing raquetball, running, jumping rope, card games, games in general, monopoly, and most other board games. Yes believe it or not I do have a dork side too. That side is the video game side of me, but at least I'm not into that anime crap. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, reading poetry and old and overused cliches. I like driving, especially long distances. I think that covers just about everything but in case you want to know anything else, just ask.
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TRIX!!!!I really don't know how this isn't just like the About Me section but here it goes. I love extensive intellecual multifarious confabulations with gregarious people, big words that cost a lot, hunting, random acts of gun shooting, mau (if you don't know what mau is you have to play it), euchre, golf, playing raquetball and hangin' with my homies. I also dabble with illusions and card tricks. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE fencing. The game SNAPS is *snap* Wicked cool. *snap snap* Some people don't get it. *snap snap snap snap* Morons. *snap snap* Also, I love hanging out with my brother Jim. We have some good times, yo.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet God and I will someday. Also I would love to meet George W. Bush, Billy Graham, Brad Stine (already have twice), Mark Lowry, the Newsboys, East West (already have), DC Talk (all at once not seperated), Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Jackie Chan, Will Ferrell, the rest of the cast from Anchorman, Michael Moore ( to punch him as hard as I can with brass knuckles and then kick his fat), Glenn Beck, and so many moreI would also like to meet my dream girl. If you see her, send her my way. Let me describe her for you. She's Godly. She knows how she was created, not by some retarded theory but by a loving God. She's intelligent and I don't just mean brains, I mean like common sense and wit. Some on the spot brains. She's funny, sense of humor is everything. She needs to be able to laugh and make others laugh. She's NOT a liberal. Sure saving the earth is good but let's start by NOT KILLING BABIES! If she believes in "pro-choice" she is not for me. Chances are if she is Godly and intelligent (common sense) she won't be a liberal. Pretty much I want a girl with the same beliefs as me and is completely ok just hanging out and doing nothing or having fun on a night on the town. A girl who can take a joke and knows when I'm joking. A girl who can take it and dish it out, a girl who can comfortably play a practical joke on me and know that I won't be angry. That's the girl for me. If you find her, tell her I'm looking for her.

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Music:


moar funny picturesI listen to all kinds of music. Christian music...... Newsboys, DC Talk, East West, Staple, Thousand Foot Krutch, Seventh Day Slumber, and many many more. Non-Christian music...... All oldies, most 70's, most 80's, few 90's. I DO NOT listen to today's music because it's all basically rap. Rap is basically Retards Attempting Poetry...as quoted from a friend. I like most if not all classic rock. I like Elvis. Frank Sinatra is a must...little known fact....I have a time machine and went back in time to give him some pointers. Same with Elvis.

Movies:

I saw 300 and was pretty good, but I liked Breach much better. Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Blues Brothers and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. The Evil Dead I and II and Army of Darkness. Donnie Darko, Gladiator, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, Shaolin Soccer, The Band of Brothers HBO Series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fletch, most War movies, and most BIll Murray movies. Anything by Mel Brooks he is a genius.Vauxhall Victor

Television:

House, The Office, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, MXC, and Get SmartTetris

Books:

The Bible, Wild at Heart. Complete collection of Edgar Allan Poe. To Kill a Mockingbird. The Great Gatsby. Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism by Sean Hannity, and Get Fuzzy. My favorite author is Ted Dekker. These are some of his works that I've read: House (co-author with Frank Peretti), Three, The Showdown, The Circle Trilogy (Black, Red, White), Saint, Obsession, Skin, Blessed Child, and A Man Called Blessed. Comes A Horseman by Robert Liparulo was a great book as well. I just got done reading Ted Dekker's two new books, Chosen and Infidel. They were wonderful but now I'm anxious for the conclusion in his next two. 105783

Heroes:

My heroes are as follows.... My parents (for staying happily married through many hard times), My Grandpa Puckett, My grandparents, My brother, George W. Bush, and all the pastors at my church. Save the best for last: Every single soldier in every single branch of military, who is serving the greatest country on earth, the USA!! You guys and gals ROCK!!!
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