I don't play any instruments or get high. I've got an enlarged thyroid and a weak stomach. So what are you waiting for? Send me a message!
About my top 20 nationally rated movie:
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I'm relatively famous.
Here's a promo I did almost a year ago for the hit internet serial, All My BJ. It's about my friend BJ and the wacky things that happen to a miniature idiotic manchild. And in case you were wondering, the answers are unfortunately: YES, that's my real hair and NO, I was not drunk.
ALL MY BJ group promo
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About you:
Once you go Zak, you never go back.
About my space:
This is my space. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My space is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my space is useless. Without my space, I am useless. I must edit my profile true. I must edit straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must edit my friends before they edit me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My space and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it ... until there is no enemy ... but peace. Amen.
