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Lindsay Hearts

Plastic Surgery Will Make Your Dreams Come True

About Me


I am everything I have ever wanted to be.
I make people instantly excited about the way they look.
They pay me to do this. It rules.

I'm a workaholic, and can not be in one place very long. Always moving, always changing.

Always out for a good party, for a great cause.

If you aren't smiling, and saying Hello to every person you meet, you aren't living life.
If you have a negative attitude, or no passion I prolly hate you.

"The world is your oyster baby, you get that fucking pearl!!!!!"

My Interests

Shopping so much I speak Italian
Throwing Darts N' Breaking Hearts
Making you sparkle

I'd like to meet:

Body Piercing Junkies
Creative minds
Girls and Boys in Heavy Eyeliner
People with their own trading cards
Photographers
Anyone that sets their own rules, for their own life
Risk Takers
Insomniacs

And the girls next door

Music:

Kanye West, Timbaland, Tattooed Millionaires, Blaqk Audio, Three Six Mafia, The Smiths, Kid Sister, L7, Ratatat, Jack Off Jill, The Dresden Dolls, Alkaline Trio, Peggy Lee, A.F.I., The Murder Dolls, My American Heart, Shirley Bassey, Placebo, Justin Timberlake, Only Flesh, Ladytron, Miss Kitten, Faderhead, Horrorpops, Akon, Amanda Lepore, The Lunachicks, Gold Frapp, Billy Talent, The Used, 20s Ragtime, Circus Noise, Peaches, Wumpscut, Switchblade Symphony, The Distillers, My Ruin, The Killers, Lil Kim, Scary Valentine, Ohgr, Frontline Assembly, Kidney Thieves, Miss Cocain, Scary Monsters, The Yard Dogs, The Horror Pops, Janet Jackson, Mathmaticians, Apop,...

Heroes:

Anyone with a gimmick, or has their own trading card.

My Blog

LindsayHearts.com Online Store Is Officially Up

www.LindsayHearts.com was released today!Makes me happy happy!!!!!!The whole personal Flash side of this website, is STILL not done but, regardless, the store is up, and its coolnesssss...I'm so lucky...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:16:00 PST

Want me to speak in your College Or High School?

For the last 3 years, I have spoke in so many different classes, doing extensive community outreach on safe body modification.. This is something that I provide free of charge to help educatestudents ...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

New New New.. Me :)

So many things have changed in my life in the last couple of months.I have had 1, well no really 2 new additions in my life. They make me smile every time I look in the mirror. They are amazing. I am ...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:47:00 PST

AFI has the craziest fans ever!!

It was great to see all these people come together. Its even crazier to think they are all watching you rock out haha!But i met alot of them, especially in Cincy, and i want to let the 2 cute girls k...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

Who I am, and What I do..

I love to make people feel happy about themselves. I love to make people feel beautiful on the inside and out. This is why I'm a body piercier, and why I started The Dolls Of Evolved. This project ha...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

If it was you, i hate you...

heres an idea, if your gonna get pierced, and you have a totally wonderful experience, write nice emails, positive feedback is wayyyyyy more appreciated.  .. UGH please DO NOT try to delibertaly ...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST

<3 My Savior

I fucking win. 2006 is our year <3
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:35:00 PST

Guest Spotting At Evolved!

ill be the guest piercer at Evolved in Columbus OH Oct 26th- Nov 3rd. Come see me and say hello!! and get piercer, and make me laugh and then leave good tips. i cant wait xoxxo
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

stuff on my cat

Kasja totally had this in her blog and i laughed for a looooong time... www.stuffonmycat.com im in tears laughing at this... im so awesome it hurts.
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:57:00 PST

Columbus Friends..

I will be in town on Sept 15 *Kyles birthday* (you know the awesomly handsome Kyle from Evolved) - Sept 18... Lets party ok? Great. I like champagne. xoxxox Lindsay...
Posted by Lindsay Hearts on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST