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The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?!

This is J everyday.... Hate me Or Love me... But you will respect meOnly listenin to Em, Pap-Pap, We

About Me

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..EMINEM, ANDRE 3 STACKS, JAY-Z, NAS, LIL WAYNE, LUPE FIASCO.... MY FAVORITE ARTIST...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What's up everyone this is ya boy Jonathan... but everyone calls me J... Well we are half way through 08... The more thing's change the more things stay the same.... Right now I'm working two jobs... trying to save up some money during the summer pay bills and save up for when school starts back up... I'm still single and don't think I will ever find that one for me... but who knows... just looking for friends at this point in my life...PLEASE FIRST AND FOREMOST BEFORE I GO INTO ANYTHING ELSE ON MY PAGE... I CAN'T LIE... I HAVE A TEMPER PROBLEM AND THE THINGS THAT FLARE UP MY TEMPER REAL BAD ARE IGNORANCE, LIARS, PHONY ASS MUTHAFUCKAS, AND HYPOCRITES... SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE "ILLNESSES" PLEASE CARRY THAT SICKNESS TO ANOTHER PERSON CAUSE I AINT GOT TIME FOR IT.. I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN MY TEMPER IN CHECK... I DON'T GET UPSET ABOUT MUCH THESE DAYS.... IM VERY NONCHALANT... WHICH FOR SOME REASON SEEMS TO MAKE PEOPLE MORE UPSET THAN ME HAVING A TEMPER... GO FIGURE... CAN'T NEVER FIGURE IT OUT... OH WELL. NOW... ............................07 was a rough year for me... and 08 doesn't seem to be being any better.... females issues, money issues, debt, family problems.... just all kinds of things... but i'm starting to be get back down that right path... I have low tolerance for bullshit just like most people do... I'm a thinker my mind is always on the go I love to ask questions because that is how you gain knowledge... I have a different personality from most people.... I'm not the typical guy so just get to know me that's all I can ask of you....I LOVE TO PLAY CARDS... SPADES, BID WHIST, HEARTS PINOCHELE, TONK... YOU NAME IT...IF I DON'T KNOW IT I'LL LEARN IT... I DON'T CLUB LIKE THAT MAY GO OUT EVERYONCE IN A WHILE... IN COLLEGE RIGHT NOW, I'M VERY BLUNT WILL SPEAK MY MIND AT ALL TIMES... IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT... SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!I'm dealing wit the psychology thing in my life right now... I love to know why people do the things that they do... I love to delve into the minds of everyone...Friendship is one thing that I think people in the world take for granted... you never know when you will need a friend so please value your friendship with everyone... even if you can't be there for everyone when you want to be... let that person know that you are thinking about them... who know's it may make there day put a smile on there face or just let them know that someone is there for them... Try just callin someone you haven't spoken to in a while and see what it does to that person... it will more than likely make them smile...The type of woman I like are a woman with some meat on her bones... Now don't take this the wrong way... I love all woman... But I have an attraction to the big girls and the thick girls... I dont need no skinny one... they can't take the dick too good... that's just my opinion though... I also like more mature older woman... it's just something about them... there bodies are more matured and they aint afraid to try things and aint about games... pretty face... thick body like i said... personality... dont got time for games or nothin like that... honesty gotta be honest... cuz im real blunt and dont have a problem tellin u how i feel about things... so i hope you are the same way wit meSOME WORDS I LIVE BY:"NEVER ON SCHEDULE BUT ALWAYS ON TIME" "KEEP YA FRIENDS CLOSE, PUSH ENEMIES OUTTA YA LIFE" "IT'S 08... IF YOU NOT SUCKIN WE HAVE A PROBLEM" "I KEEP'S IT REAL... EVEN WHEN IT GOES WRONG" "THIS IS J EVERDAY, HATE IT OR LOVE IT BUT YOU WILL RESPECT IT"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan
Birthday: February 8, 1986
Birthplace: Virginia Beach, VA
Current Location: Chesapeake
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dubzeros
Your Weakness: A Gorgeous face
Your Fears: Losing my father
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through college just fine
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hope my mother aint home
Your Best Physical Feature: I have not the slightest Idea.. why dont you tell me what you think it is and we can both agree or disagree
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing Video Games with my brother
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Golden Archs
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Hell to naw
Do you Swear: Yesssir but im trying to calm it down
Do you Sing: used to be in church choir
Do you Shower Daily: YESSSSSSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: There now
Do you want to get Married: Of course
Do you belive in yourself: hell yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: No Doubt
Are you a Health Freak: not fa real but i exercise
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: never drank
In the past month have you Smoked: never smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: dont do um
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes i love them so much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwwwwwwwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: lol....
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: sad to say
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: peacefully by my wife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lawyer or psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: baby blue
Favourite Hair Color: black or bergundy
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6
Weight: 145
Best Clothing Style: Valour Outfit (especially if you got a phat azz)
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Ya fav position? Doggy and my face in her pussy
Do you scratch.? yep
Do you Bite ? yep
what happens when you think about sex? nothin.. always think about it do so it's come natural to me
how often do you think about it ? just answered that
have you ever cried during sex other then ya 1'st time? nope
Do u remember u'r 1's? yep
Where is u'r spot? too many
whats the oldest age u've had sex wit? 42
When was the last time you've had sex? last week
do you have a b/f or g/f? nope
Do you think about other people when u'r fucking them? no
Have you ever wished your mate to be some one else? no
If so, who and why? no
do you make faces when you nut? no
fucked on period? no
Ate while on period? no
How you like ya pussy? (for him)
dry or wet: WATERFALLS
fat or small: phat
hairy or shaved: shaved
sweet or sour: sweet
smelly or none: hell no if you stink i will cuss your ass out for disrespecting me and yourself
How you like ya dick? (for her)
Thick or thin:
short or tall:
Pretty or ugly:
Veins or smooth:
hard or soft:
Ever tea bagged someone or been tea bagged?
Ever gave head?
Ever got head wit a tounge ring?
Do you have a tounge ring?
Do you like shay's survey?
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My Interests

Spades, sports, video games, movies, mall, chill, talk on the phone go wit the friends, help people wheneva i can and get freaky with the ladies when i can

I'd like to meet:

Eminem, Lupe Fiasco, Jay-Z, Nas, Buffie Da Body, Esther Baxter,You have a sexual IQ of 142

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Music:

Anything but Country... i mainly like to Eminem (Niggas the best) Lloyd Banks (Boy Wonder), Alicia Keys (Sexy as hell) and Talib Kweli (Spits that real lyrical shit)

Television:

FAMILY GUY, FAMILY GUY, AND FAMILY GUY (STEWIE IS A BEAST).. AND DAVE CHAPPLLLE, DAVE CHAPPLLE, AND DAVE CHAPPELLE (IM RICK JAMES BITCH)

My Blog

The Most dangerous word!!!!!

What's up everyone... it's ya boy J.... back again giving you another blog... Now lately if you have read my past two blogs you know I have been touching on things of the sexual nature... but now I wa...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:11:00 PST

Pussy Eating

Hello Ladies and Gents... I'm back again and this time I want to discuss the Do's and Don'ts of being a great cunnilnguist.... In my last blog I wrote about how a woman should and shouldn't suck a guy...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:22:00 PST

Blowjobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey ladies and gentlemen... actually forget the Gentlemen part this is strictly for the ladies.... Most people that know me know I love sex and all things that go along with it... but lately I have co...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:58:00 PST

Why do Nice guys finish last???

What's up human's.... sitting here at work.... bored as usual because my job doesn't have any work for me to do at this moment and time so I just went into deep thought about many things that have tak...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:25:00 PST

Music Depression

I haven't really listened to music much lately... due to the I guess u can say lack of creativity in the music world these days... But I have been told there is still some great stuff out there... can...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

ALL FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's up everyone... hope yall all had a good weekend and yall have a great week... me on the other hand... I'm all fucked up.... I've got a cold... lost my damn voice... found out I got to get these...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:35:00 PST

RAGE INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im going to get str8 to the point... this isn't going to be a blog about nice words or anything.... I'm so fucking sick of individuals... females in general... feeling they can do what the fuck they w...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:49:00 PST

Picky or shallow!!!!

Just something that has been on my mind a lil bit lately... dealing with people and how we look at an individuals outside appearance... We all have our preference about the type of woman/man we like a...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST

Art of Being An Asshole

Whats up people... well it seems that once again my assholeness has been questioned..... People wonder why I'm an asshole in the first place... ahhh... WHERE TO BEGIN... Being an asshole take's time, ...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

5 BASIC NEEDS OF MAN

GOT FROM MY COUSIN!!!!!!!! ..>   A MAN'S 5 BASIC NEEDS!!!! The Five Basic Needs For A ManA wife makes herself irresistible to her husband by learning to meet his five basic needs:1. His needs...
Posted by The Enigma Known as J!?!?!?!?! on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:05:00 PST