I do not want a mommas boy, but I do not want a guy who killed his momma either. I want someone who is fun, caring, and knows how to treat a lady. No potheads either. :-p
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 24
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? captain or the mistress
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes
