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Anne

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to pretend that I'm cool, but I realize that most of the time my coolness is only appreciated by those who are not so cool. But if coolness is relative, then I'm definitely cool because those people, who think I am cool, are raging losers. (Unless you’re one of those people who think I’m cool and reading this. I’m obviously not talking about you. That would be rude.)

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

I'm interested in many things that have no value on the profitable scale. Step One: Steal underpants. Step 3: Profit.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet an eccentric, witty, good-looking Bradbury fan whom I can work my feminine wiles on while impressing him with my vast, if not totally useless, knowledge of the said author and his work. This proposal would also be good for any fans of the following: Card, Hemingway, Barker, Butcher, Coetze, Shakespeare, Adams, Stevenson, Dumas, Hugo, Heller, Thompson, Alcott, Yeats, Simon, Austen, Dickens, Wilde, Thoreau, Stevenson, Carroll, Twain, Kipling, Chaucer, London, Bronte, Seton, Updike, Goldman, Poe, Lewis, Whitman Christopher, Faulkner, Hawthorne, Joyce, and/or Fitzgerald.

Music:

Anything I can wail on the kazoo.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Lion in Winter, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Zoolander, Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, Indiana Jones, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Rushmore, Dodgeball, The Court Jester, Big Jake, O Brother Where Art Thou, Good Will Hunting and Clerks.

Television:

I watch any stupid, asinine, bullshit program that takes my mind off the fact that, in all reality, I have no life.

Books:

I'd have sex with them if it didn't destroy the binding.

Heroes:

Heinrich Lagerburger

My Blog

WTF Mates?

What kind of world do we live in when the fact that Angelina Jolie is having twins is the most important news story of the week?  I mean, this little tidbit of information beat out the earthquake...
Posted by Anne on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

I have a three yearish plan!

Wow.  I’m so glad that I’ve decided to go for a degree that has absolutely nothing in common with the degree I already have in my possession.  This means that I have at least thr...
Posted by Anne on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:00:00 PST

Party like a Rockstar?

After how the events of this weekend (which include, but are not limited to: a seven hour ride on the party bus, 80's clothing, stripper poles, a potential murder by knife, Pop Roc...
Posted by Anne on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:04:00 PST

All the cool people are blogging....

Okay, I don't have much to say, but I noticed that some people who I think are "cool" (not that they aren't cool, but sometimes...well, I think I'm cool and I'm sure that there are some out there who ...
Posted by Anne on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

I hate filling out applications

FUCKING A!!!!  I'm so tired of filling out applications online, in the office, for sex.  I mean give me a freaking break.  I just want a job, and I know  how hard that is to b...
Posted by Anne on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

New Job Equals Less MySpace

Hello all, I'm sorry that I haven't been on in a long time.  I have a new job teaching seventh grade English which means all the free time I had at my crappy psycho job is now nonexistent.  ...
Posted by Anne on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST

Sheet...

My boss has asked me to be a character witness in his upcoming trial for the custody of his three small children.... I don't know if I'm possessed by the Enoch or what, but I don't feel like vouching ...
Posted by Anne on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

Condor Moving Company Sucks.

Oh, how fun it is to move.  How great it is to hire a company to move it for you and then realize that they've just fucked you over and that your crap won't be here until a week after they told y...
Posted by Anne on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST

Houston

Arghhhhh!  So I finally made the choice and went with a moving company.  There was something about the idea of moving all my books again that just made me want to vomit.  (I'm thinking ...
Posted by Anne on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

To anyone interested...

There might be a lot of people interested in this since I get countless emails and comments about this topic.  I'm bombarded with questions like:  Will you be my submissive?  Do you lik...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST