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Vote for Obama, you fuckin' racists.

About Me


I shot Kennedy. I hid Osama. I shaved Brittney's head...

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Member Since: 4/26/2004
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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Work vs. Sleep

Monday, 6:45 AM. (Alarm clock)No way. Hit the snooze button and we go back to La-La Land. You ever dream about waking up, showering, brushing your teeth and getting dressed for work? You're on your wa...
Posted by LooSpace on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

Age Of Empires

Age of Empires III is awesome. It's a complicated little war-game because the computer is way too sneaky, but it is so much fun if you're winning.Tonight I picked the Spanish and went against 5 other ...
Posted by LooSpace on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

Lessons From Hell

If you're married or live with your girlfirend, get yourself the most comfortable couch you can afford. The rule is, invest in a good doghouse because you will someday find yourself in that very same ...
Posted by LooSpace on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Case Closed

Two years to the day, I was charged with reckless driving. It should've been a DUI, but I imagine the cop was as drunk as I was when he issued the ticket. Earlier that night, before the offense, I lef...
Posted by LooSpace on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Business Opportunity

Design Intervention. It's a miracle brokerage service. We charge upwards of $20,000 per miracle, depending on its difficulty and our labor wages. I need a staff though so I'm taking applications right...
Posted by LooSpace on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Why I Never Went To College

DISCLAIMER: This is a football blog.Just to chime in. With tonight's win, the Gators rack up their second national title in 100 years of college football. Right on, man - but that's not very impressiv...
Posted by LooSpace on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

Like A Virgin.

Goodbye, Wisdom. Hello, Pain.The subject line was a bit misleading. What I meant to say is that today I am getting my wisdom teeth extracted. It's going to suck, but the alternative is much suckier. T...
Posted by LooSpace on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST

More Paragraphs

"Had a bad day at work?" she asks."Nope. Work had a bad day at me."Cool down, kiddo. You busted your ass and you don't want to talk about it. There's more to every story, but why waste their time? The...
Posted by LooSpace on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Random Paragraphs

Christmas Day...They called on him to join in on a mass suicide they were planning. He respectfully declined, citing some unresolved matter he referred to as "life". They attempted to kill him anyway,...
Posted by LooSpace on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

Empty Threats and the Path To Dominion

Let me tell you people how it's gonna be from now on.Different.
Posted by LooSpace on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST