Batman

Cats for real, I own one cat at my house in portland, plus my sister has a kitten and it is the best thing that ever happened to me... when i see any cat i love to pet the crap out of it until it tries to get away then i start petting it even harder so it can't move becuase its stuck against the ground, then i try to pet it like lightspeed fast, in one motion i pick it up and swoop it around and cradle it like a baby, usually i squeeze it too hard tho and it lets out a little cat noise and at this time i drop it to the ground and it runs away! yea cats dont really like me! haha