what the feck |
Well, bugger it's Christmas in about a month. I hate Christmas. I hate all of the commercialism and the whiny carols shitting out of tinny car park speakers from the middle of October. I hate the way ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
The next big flavours You saw here first |
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Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:52:00 GMT |
Culture of terroism |
We Irish love euphemisms. A "soft day" means that it's raining, "the Struggle" means armed insurrection, and "the Troubles" refers to 36 years of bombings, shootings and killings that claimed 3,700 li...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
Public announce mean from heaven |
You may have noticed God hasn't been around much lately, or at least He hasn't been posting here. Actually, He has been altogether absent from Heaven, not just the public relations office. As you know...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
Being the boss |
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Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:05:00 GMT |
The only true mystery left in the universe. Pondering as the world revoles |
Ugh, I'm so behind on My floods. I was supposed to flood England again last week and I totally flaked on it! But it's not like I can just up and flood it today because that would make all th...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
U are most of the way through 2007, u know this because |
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3. You have a list of 15 numbers to reach a family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person w...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:57:00 GMT |
The real willy Wonka `Heston Blumenthal` |
He's renowned for wacky recipes such as bacon-and-egg ice cream and snail porridge. But Heston Blumenthal's latest idea took culinary experimentation to an astonishing new level.
The maverick chef d...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:54:00 GMT |
Me me |
I didn't know what to blog about today, so I stole this quiz from Uriel's blog.A is for Age: I'm ageless, but if you're getting picky I'm technically ? years old. B is for Best Friend: Mankind. The pe...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:45:00 GMT |
I ran out of coffee and had to divert to nescafe Yuk |
I love coffee. I drink coffee. I drink it all day long. I can't blame my insomnia on coffee, because I've drunk coffee like a fiend since I was a young chef(goes with the Job), but I've only had inso...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:44:00 GMT |
