Member Since: 3/12/2007
Band Website: myspace.com/lioplurodonjams
Band Members: Ben - guitar
Tucker- bass
Brandon - drums
Zach - keys
Mitch - vocals
Chad - guitar
Influences: music. e.l.o.
Sounds Like: "dragon force fucking beck in his ear pussy then they both blow loads in fall out boy."
-fan
"something good, except the guitars are sloppy."
-fan2
"Jesus and Satan having an epic battle then Panic!At the disco fucking jesus then satan killing them all fuck yeah it sucks give up playing music forever"
-Big Ted
"why can't you play something everyone likes, like easylistening, that shit sounds like damn shooting gallery"
-fan3
"Are you almost done with the primal screaming? The neighbors are about to call 911."
-fan4
Lioplurodon are the proper womans genitals in the good way! Would be good to tour with them in the future when we come to the STATES.
Love the stinkholes that are RAWR
sorta like the mafia beating the shit out of somebody that had a recent tracheotomy. with a hint of michael jackson masturbating(best one yet)
xDaltonx
Ted Bundy getting fucked in the ass by a mastodon as a wookie sucks him off doing his wookie call.
-Mindless CrAcKeR-
"sound like masturbating in chain mail while listening to cindy lauper getting raped by a pack of mutant children with machine gun dicks"
-kyle
This band sounds like the soundtrack of the apocolypse. If I am going to be in the midst of of angels battling demons, the evil falling to their eternal wasteland, and the good going beyond judgment into eternal paridise, it would be Lioplurodon."
-Troy Yingst
i feel that thy music sounds like that of george bush licking the asshole of a goat while having a dictionary shoved up his asshole with kittens rippping gashes down his back while a 547 pound woman pours salt into it and sucks him off while taking a huge horse cock in her asshole ah yes this is quite comparable to the sounds of Lioplurodon but only if they are in antartica screaming form the pains of frostbite on their nipples and the rigors of suffication due to the freezing of their lungs that is precisely what the music reminds me of
-Robert(all quotes pwned)
just fucking great...keep up the good work =)
lydia
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None