About Me
Your Stripper Name is: Ophelia
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Name: JJJJJ hizzle
Birthdate: 08/15/88
Birthplace: irvine, CALIFORNIA
Current Location: the vatican
Eye Color: brown/black?
Hair Color: black. c'mon im asian
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 350 lbs. all muscle
Piercings: none
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nuh uh
Overused Phraze: that's AMAZING
FAVORITES
Food: ooooh steak
Candy: everything except those all flavored jelly bellys. i swear i got a barf flavored one.
Number: 69!!! ooohh im so naughty!!! get it? 69? sex? anyone?
Color: blue/green
Animal: those lemurs from madagascar.
Drink: man juice
Alcohol Drink: man juice cocktail
Bagel: cinnamon. oooo yea
Letter: p
Body Part on Opposite sex: earlobes. definitely the earlobes.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcd's. you gotta love the mcchicken
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon. they are delicious
Hot tea or Ice tea: sick. i hate tea. tea is the DEVIL
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla. have you had the vanilla frosties at wendy's yet? ohhh man they make the world go round
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: MOCHA! how's that for a compromise?
Kiss or Hug: i love my SMOOCHIES!!
Dog or Cat: both
Rap or Punk: RAP, NUKKA!!! iiiim jking punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: fffuuunnnnyyy (go 40 year old virgin)
Love or Money: hmmm. how much money??? hahaaaa.. okay fine, bad joke..
YOUR...
Bedtime: 8:30, but sometimes when i feel rebelious, i'll pretend to be asleep, but i'm NOT REALLY ASLEEP!! oh i sure fool mommy and daddy
Most Missed Memory: general mcarthur and general mustard, jeff, sinking bark battleships in the ravine in my backyard, nerf dart gun wars, stickfights, waking up at 5:00 to play with micro machines, "a couple in each brigadey", forts in the living room, staying up all night playing pokemon blue version cuz we were so close to the elite four, saturday morning soccer games with orange slices at half-time, sitting in jonathan's hammock in his backyard and having 8 hours till dinner time, plastic star wars lightsabers, legos, gi joes, 4th of july fireworks at the sun n sail club, and thinking that senior year of high school was so far away
Best phyiscal feature: my left pinky toe. its HOT
First Thought Waking Up: do i have homework due today?
Goal for this year: get straight a's all year
Best Friends: my goldfish. i named him...Frederick
Weakness: 711 slurpees
Fears: michael jackson on rollerblades
Heritage: HAWAIIAN, BATCH
Longest relationship: well, frederick's been alive for almost 2 years now...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yea
Pot: mhm
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: nooo
Ever Shoplifted: ummm no
Ever Skinny Dipped: YES
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: well, Frederick wants to go on a break.. oh i feel so alone in this cruel world
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown, green
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: long
Height: bout as tall as me
Style: preppy. or white trash.
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute probably more cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no
Muscular or Really Skinny: i like em HUGE
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a couple
What country do you want to Visit: texas
How do you want to Die: fighting king kong in the nude
Been to the Mall Lately: just to clarify, i'm the one that would be nude, i mean, king kong's always nude, unless you count fur as clothes, which i don't..anyways as far as i'm concerned, king kong is one naked mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yea
Get along with your Parents: i try
Health Freak: oh yes, i drink freshly squeezed grass juice while i prance among the daisies
Do you think your Attractive: no. except for my toe.
Believe in Yourself: of course. i think. do i? hmmmm.
Want to go to College: of course
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: my parents let me use the rain barrel out back on my birthday
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: let me put it this way.. you know Bono? yea i taught him everything he knows
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: table and butt nugget
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i dunno. marriage?
Hate anyone: I HATE EVERYONE!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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