Flat As A Pancake |
***WARNING***
AFTER RE-READING THIS BLOG...I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT IS TERRIBLE!!! BORING IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD. PERHAPS 'SLEEP-INDUCING' IS BETTER. I WOULD HAVE JUST DE... Posted by Eric Neznik on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:52:00 PST |
Floats like a butterfly... |
...stings like a bee!
So I'm all dressed up in my finest spandex this afternonn (looking like anything BUT a country singer) enjoying a nice ride under a beautiful sun that I had just about giv... Posted by Eric Neznik on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST |
Survey Time... |
I never thought I’d end up with blog-worthy material from a trip to Kroger...but sometimes I surprise myself! Before I get to the survery portion of today’s nonsense, let’s fir... Posted by Eric Neznik on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST |
The Spandex Cowboy Rides Again! |
To paraphrase a King George tune..."Head out on steel horses with wheels, and we ride". Granted, my horse isn't so much steel as it is carbon fiber, and it doesn't have a brand name like Harley-... Posted by Eric Neznik on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST |
Oops!...I did it again |
No...I'm not talking about accidentally showing off my wicked crazy dance moves in front of the residents of a retirement village. I learned that lesson the first time! No, what I'm talkin... Posted by Eric Neznik on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
Tis The Season |
What does 'tis' mean? Is it supposed to be some kind of contraction of the words 'this' and 'is'? It's always puzzled me. Regardless, it got me wondering, "Tis the season for what, e... Posted by Eric Neznik on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:58:00 PST |
Taylor Swift Is A MySpace Machine! |
Hey Gang,
I thought I was using some holiday colors here, but my green is a little to limey to be very Christmasy. Hmm...is limey a word? Anyway, you'll just have to pretend that it's more... Posted by Eric Neznik on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST |
Hurry...the weekend is disappearing! |
Jello Everyone (kind of like 'hello', except tastier!),
Speaking of tasty, lets talk about roaches. I'm talking about big, nasty black American cockroaches and their red-headed stepchild...the b... Posted by Eric Neznik on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST |
Just what IS her secret? |
Greetings MySpacers! Many of you have asked how I ended up in Victoria's Secret to find out that I am a 42A. Well...I can keep my secret no longer. The truth is...I have a twin broth... Posted by Eric Neznik on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:14:00 PST |
Eye Of The Tiger |
Hi There!I haven't jotted anything down here for quite some time, so this is as good a time as any. I'm just watching the end of the 3rd round of the PGA Championship. Based on the past th... Posted by Eric Neznik on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST |