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Chuck Norris...Is there anybody else?...:)Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.