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Jersey Grrrrl

michlvis

About Me



Ageless timeless teenybopper, professional music fan and groupie. I'm a Martha Stewart wannabe, but I don't really have the patience.

Michlvis & Sydney!

Passions - Best Show EVER!!!

Christopher Walken - Chicken and Pears

IGGY sings Madonna & walks naked through the kitchen of the Waldorf Astoria



My Interests

Music Music Music

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

WHAT COLOR IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND WHY?

I'd like to meet:


Groovy Chick Chef Giada De Laurentiis

Chef/Scientist/Artist Ferran Adria

Rock & Roll Chef Anthony Bourdain

Ning Guru and Execu-Babe Gina Bianchini

Music:


Too much to mention - I listen to everything including country - ESPECIALLY country! :) Try it, you'll like it. If you have any doubts, ask me for my Country For Beginners playlist. I'm an unapologetic new-wave-hair-band child of the 80's. Oh yeah, I also have a soft spot for boy bands.

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Zoolander, Valley Girl, GREASE!

Television:

24, Family Guy, South Park (still), Arrested Development (RIP), Entourage, Adult Swim, Sunny in Philadelphia, CSI (Vegas ONLY), Anthony Bourdain No Reservations, Heroes, WorkOut, The Riches (go Dmitry!), anything Giada, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Mad Men, anything HGTV

Heroes:

Madge, Oprah, Martha, Chrissie Hynde, Debbie Harry, Pat Benatar, Vicky Sarro

My Blog

Nashville Star - another round

Well it's another season of Nashville Star, and as usual I'll be handicapping the season purely for my own enjoyment. Anyone who wants to play along, please feel free.Here's my rundown on episode 1 -...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:06:00 PST

It’s a penis frenzy on Passions

For those of you trying to follow along at home, Julian had his penis cut off by Esme's niece, and a drunk Eve re-attached it upside down. Previously, Julian had sex with his son Vincent who, as a tr...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

Bathing With Bierko

I seriously can’t decide if this is hilarious and brilliant or too icky for words.  Either way, I had to share....... ...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:38:00 PST

Gig Alert - Very Cool Job Available

Hey everyone, a friend of mine let me know about a very cool job opening, which I would go for if I didn’t just land a wonderful new job (that begins next week, by the way!).Here’s the des...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:10:00 PST

Today’s Youth - Bitchin and Moanin

I received this random email yesterday at my work email address - which is private by the way and not easily accessible - and it bugged me on a number of levels. Here it is, DETAILS removed to protec...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

Does anyone watch Passions???

OK so I haven't seen Passions since it left NBC and I just started watching today on DirecTV.How did Luis and Pretty wind up in bed together??? What happened to Luis and Fancy???I need answers people...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:26:00 PST

Shameless Self Promotion - Mariah Carey

Hey everyone, my first big project for my new client is finally available today! Mariah Carey's new concert DVD "The Adventures of Mimi" is available exclusively at Best Buy stores and at BestBuy.com...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:39:00 PST

New! Celebrity Apprentice

And be sure to look for your favorite new yorker buying a carriage ride through central park ;)---------------------------------------------------------- ----------TRACE STARS IN "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST

12 Months of Michlvis (stolen from Jenn)

NOVEMBER1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?Lately dad's in Vegas, since his bday is usually within a couple of days of Tgiving.2. What are you thankful for?So so much. Love, friendship, my ...
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

Thank goodness Al Gore invented the internet...

...or else we wouldn't have delightful gems such as this
Posted by Jersey Grrrrl on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST