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About Me

My name is Joe, I think in Pig Destroyer lyrics, I drink unreal amounts of coffee, I like to pig squeal
I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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My Interests

My tech-brutal-death-thrash band "Patient Zero" Grinding away plectrums on my Guitar, Brutal punishing extreme technical Music, Music that can be melodic without being cliche, Traveling, Hiking, Camping, Escaping, extreme art, brutality, biochemistry, nerve gas.

I'd like to meet:

The Moomin Queen

Music:

Akercocke, Sikth, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Deicide, Strapping Young Lad, Pig Destroyer, The Bezerker, Pantera, Carcass, Morbid Angel, Atheist, Mnemic, At the Gates, Dysrithmia, Dying Fetus, Desensitised, The Haunted, Vader, At The Gates, Between The Buried And Me, Bring Me The Horizon (are not emo, fuck off you dumb metal puritans), Labrat, Blood Red Throne, Bloodbath, Zyklon, Agalloch, Cradle, COB, Cannibal Corpse, Severe Torture and pretty much the entire Earache roster...................................................... ......indie fucking sucks.....as do any bands that do things the easy way and just stick to a tried and tested formulae laid down by their predecessors, knowing the dumb majority of people will buy into it, suspressing the bands who try to drag things forward and show originality, ridiculing them as ridiculous and extreme........

Movies:

Transformers, The Company of Wolves, The Evil Dead, Ichi the Killer, Oldboy, Gozu, From Dusk Till Dawn, Natural Born Killers, Lost in Translation, American Psycho (although merely the tip of the ice burg compaired to the book), Night of the Living Dead, Hellraiser, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old)........pretty much my music taste.....violent gorehound shit, or intelligent shit ... some dumb teen stuff too

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Monkey Dust, Arrested Development, Firefly, Metalocalypse.........In General, HBO can fuck off

Books:

Dracula, Brave New World, 1984, Ann Rice's "the vampire chronocles", Vernan god little, Catch 22, Slaughterhouse 5, Paradise Lost, The True History of the Kelly Gang, Dan Leno and the Limehouse Golem, American Psycho, Money, The Algebraist.........