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gibson

A world where black is white, up is down and a retarded monkey is the leader of the free world

About Me

Some of the things I enjoy are: jumping to conclusions, putting things off, drawing attention to myself, killing time, cracking wise, making assumptions, eating out, beating around the bush, sleeping in, taking charge, making headway, causing a stir, opening up, freaking out, chowing down, chewing the fat, shoving off, wasting time, shaking it up, sticking with it, fucking up, shooting the breeze, having my cake and eating it too, telling you off, giving in, stepping up, looking around, walking tall, taking my time, winding down and wrapping things up

My Interests

Music, movies, television, books, redundancy

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody, just don't waste my time with a bunch of bullshit

Music:

Shostakovich, Stravinsky, Gorecki, Debussy, Chris Cornell, Tool, Ministry, Jello Biafra, Thrill Kill Kult, Fugazi, Pailhead, Chingon, Elvis Costello, The Clash, Redshift, The Jesus Lizard, The Cure, Frank Zappa, Pink Floyd

Movies:

Borat, Bad Santa, the Departed, Sin City, Secretary, American Psycho, The Beach, Layer Cake, A Bronx Tale, Dazed and Confused, Old School, Coldblooded, Leon, Ronin, Fight Club , True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Godfather,Unleashed , Kill Bill, ED Wood, Primer, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, GOZU,

Television:

Deadwood, Curb your Enthusiasm, WEEDS, South Park, and the unintentional comedic genius of Tyra Banks

Books:

Li Hongzhi, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S Thompson, Alex Jones, J.D. Salinger, George Orwell, John Kennedy Toole, Chris Genoa, Brett Easton Ellis, Tristan Egolf,

My Blog

Salad days at Yale: Adventure, Intrigue, and a man named Bush

I didn't really know what to expect. We were fed a feast of feasts, showered with gifts and then shown a short film. The frenzy began unexpectedly,I'm still waiting for my apology, Mr. Bush.Fat chance...
Posted by Gibson's Land of the Delightfully Absurd on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST

The arrival of the Brangelina Baby signals the beginning of an unprecidented reign of terror

According to prophecy, the Brangelina Baby will use its charm and stunning good looks to manipulate the hearts and minds of billions. The first of the "Thirteen False Messiahs", it will unify the worl...
Posted by Gibson's Land of the Delightfully Absurd on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

Defining Bullshit

What are its defining characteristics? What is its Platonic essence? How does bullshit differ from such precursors as humbug, poppycock, tommyrot, hooey, twaddle, balderdash, claptrap, palaver, hog...
Posted by Gibson's Land of the Delightfully Absurd on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

Random facts

The circumference of the earth is approximately 24,900 miles. George W. Bush is a cum-hungry slut who keeps all the fat young boys to himself, leaving less fat young boys for Karl Rove to ravage. In...
Posted by Gibson's Land of the Delightfully Absurd on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST