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O.Z. Jesus "the original zombie"

About Me

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Name: jesse
Birthday: 01/26/86
Birthplace:
Current Location: Denver
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right in the day and left at night
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: any thing with bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get fucked up and do fucked up shit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn my dick is hard
Your Best Physical Feature: my rock hard bunns baby
Your Bedtime: ????????????????????????????????????
Your Most Missed Memory: Being Birthed
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: everyday
Do you Swear: fuck yea bitch
Do you Sing: only when I'am naked
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: everyday
Do you want to go to College: hell no
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck Yea
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: all day
Do you like Thunderstorms: fo sho
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes Hennessy Baby
In the past month have you Smoked: More than your mama
In the past month have you been on Drugs: everyday
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Everyday
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not into that shit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat fish sorry ladies
In the past month have you been on Stage: Amature night at the Cocks Pen
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Right Now
Ever been called a Tease: By the ones that didn't get none
Ever been Beaten up: I've been beaten but not beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: with a blunt and a bitch
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: direct
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam/brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: any
Weight: 120+
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 10+
Number of CDs I own: make thier own
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1 and more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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What South park Person are you?

Cartman
well congrats, you evil porker! every one (inside the show) hates you, and you hate every one,especally Jews.

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You Are a Retrospective Soul
The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.
Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present.
You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
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You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius
You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.
Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Arrogant Priest.
Where You Lived: Israel.
How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You scored as Jason Voorhees. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in Camp Crystal Lake, your Mom tried to take revenge, in which she too died a horrible decapitation. Now you will go on forever, seeking revenge! You may have the highest kill count in horror, but you arent all bad. You just love your mother!
Jason Voorhees


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Captain Spaulding


60%

Leatherface


60%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Jigsaw


40%

Pinhead


15%

Michael Myers


10%

Candyman


0%

Buffalo Bill


0%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Your Wrestler Name Is...
Emperor Angel of Death What's Your Wrestler Name?
You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.
Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?
You scored as Stoner. Hahah! You stupid druggie!

Stoner


87%

"Ghetto"


80%

Prep


47%

Punk


40%

Goth


33%

Jock


27%

Hot


27%

Emo Kid


27%

Loner


20%

Geek/Nerd


0%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Donkey Kong What's Your Porn Star Name?
Which Japanese Symbol Are You? (pics and translations)

Gold
You are gold, pure, rich and rare.
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You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."
You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?
You scored as Hel.

Thor


70%

Hel


70%

Loki


60%

Sif


50%

Odin


50%

Frigg


40%

Bragi


40%

Freya


40%

Heimdall


40%

Freyr


30%

Tyr


30%

Skadi


20%

Balder


0%

Njord


0%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% Superman 75% The Flash 70% Robin 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 45% Wonder Woman 40% Supergirl 40% Catwoman 20% Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your results:
You are Venom Venom 97% Juggernaut 76% Dark Phoenix 69% Apocalypse 62% Magneto 52% Two-Face 48% Dr. Doom 44% The Joker 41% Kingpin 41% Mr. Freeze 39% Mystique 36% Lex Luthor 34% Riddler 29% Green Goblin 28% Catwoman 25% Poison Ivy 20% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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