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About Me

I have sexy elbows! Iâ€™m a Captain Underpants Waistband Warrior! Iâ€™m a Professional Pain In The Ass, and itâ€™s a full time job! Hurt one of my friends and be prepared to have your kneecaps busted and your shins sliced! I like shiny things! One day, I WILL go to India and save the lepers, and hold a body part raffle to raise funds and moraleâ€¦ Oh yesâ€¦ I shallâ€¦And , well

I do NOT care about your shitty band,

I donâ€™t want to be your friend just b/c youâ€™ve learned html and somehow think youâ€™re cool now,

I donâ€™t want to be your friend just so you can get a false sense of popularity,

I do not want to join your group, and

I really donâ€™t give a shit.Have a nice day!. Sony Bravia Bouncy Balls

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My Interests

Glitter,shiny objects, music, your mom, dancing, making mischief,finding trouble,your mom,drinking,bouncing,feminism,computers,art, JELLO WRESTLING!!! I am a certified Bianca Beauchamp FANATIC!

I'd like to meet:

Hypatia! I'd kill to meet Bianca Beauchamp! Anyone who is real.THE CHEAT! Angelina Jolie! Herman Hesse! People who won't convince me that swallowing kills brain cells....
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Music:

Almost anything. Especially Happy Hardcore!

Movies:

The Last Unicorn, Unico and the Isle of Magic, Spirited Away, Legend, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, anything with tons of blood guts and gore! A Beautiful Mind, What Dreams May Come,SERENITY! and stuff...

Television:

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Books:

The Last Unicorn, Kiss My Tiara, Out of the Closet and Nothing to Wear, Heather Has Two Mommies, Kissing The Witch,Little Women, Beyond Good and Evil, Greek Mythology, anything on Serial Killers, Demian, Steppenwolf, Sufi poetry, books on Sufism, the "Uppity Women" series, Women Warriors, The Gift, Siddhartha,Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Slaying The Mermaid, Women Who Run With The Wolves, and yes, the Harry Potter Series... suck it...

My Blog

I don't even know what to title this.

You haven't even left the country yet, I don't even think you've left the state, but already I miss you. I can't believe you're gone. I keep thinking any second now you're going to walk through the fr...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:13:00 PST

Stay off the sidewalks and look out!!

Wooo-hoo!!Stay off the sidewalks, bitchez!It's official, I've got my learner's permit!!! Carrie got her very own learner's permit this afternoon, after a minor setback this morning and a trip to a Mar...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Uuugh

Oh my freaking god!! I love working for the Aga Khan Foundation, I hate statements. and letters. and envelopes. and ancient folding machines. and birds, I really hate birds.... that is all....
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Someone must have been reading their Aristophanes

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - They are calling it the "crossed legs" strike.Fretting over crime and violence, girlfriends and wives of gang members in the Colombian city of Pereira have called a ban on...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

Riding The Short Bus

For the next 6-8 weeks, I will be away at a camp in Nanjemoy, Maryland. I *finally* got a job working with high functioning adults with special needs!! I'll come back with a farmer's tan and LOTS of n...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:04:00 PST

When I Am Queen

When I am queen I will insist with perfect scars upon my wriststhat everything you once held dear is taken away from youWhen I am queen sweet girlscout's face and not a one will fall from graceIf all ...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:56:00 PST

Bang Me, Baby! With Love, Tempt Spitz

Your Pornstar Name is:Tempt SpitzTake this quiz at QuizUniverse.comDamn, now the whole world knows I don't swallow!You prefer Passionate sex!You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that h...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:42:00 PST

I am NOT angry!!!

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins consumes you? Wrath- manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Anger.Symbolism-Color: RedAnimal: BearReason: ...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:06:00 PST

Stolen from Pixie, my Religion

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism ge...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

Now that's "gratifying" bitchez!

TecknoSilk --[noun]:A master of sexual gratification'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com...
Posted by Midget Ball Of Hate on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST