Ryan

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Hey ya’ll this is Suzanne on behalf of Ryan, He called and said that he is back in Rehab and doing fine. Send a Kite as he put it Ryan Wilson (S.A.M.I.S. 1982 - 1)10207 Jensen LaneOwings Mills, ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

Got me....in a daze...blown away....Na-na-na-na-naaa....na-na-na-na-naaaa....

I think I found my new jam. If you’re not familiar with what a "jam" is, let me break it down for you. Usually a jam is an R&B track (but this can work for any genre now) that gets you going...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:15:00 PST

So I got some nachos

...thanks David, we had a good time. So I dunno if you met up with the girl you were supposed to meet up with, but the people we were supposed to meet up with NEVER showed up. Well, it would’ve ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:13:00 PST

A day in the life of Darnell Jr....

...first of all, FUCK YOU for not answering the phone when I called you (11 million times) yesterday to get Dad’s number. I was supposed to call him so we could go to lunch yesterday. You know h...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST

BITCH!!!!!

SOOOOOOO!!!!  I just ran into Mary Meyers and I miss her and how drunk we used to get with Tippy on the streets of Reisterstown.  Believe it or not, today I played basketball and enjoyed my...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

I ain’t gonna let you go that easy...

Okay, so I know now the plight of [insert persecuted historical figure here], b/c it seems that I’ve touched some nerves for liking Danity Kane. Well, in the immortal words of Kathy Griffin, all...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

That’s Spanish for death!!!!!

Okay, let me just say that I JUST heard the new Madonna track and OMG, that bitch is back with a vengence!!! It’s absolute hotness!!! Today I watched the Tyra Banks Show (that bitch is CRAZY) an...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST

Welcome to the Dollhouse!

Okay, first and foremost I’m gonna need you DK Haters (Crystal, Levi, etc.) to applaud for Danity Kane. "Welcome To The Dollhouse" is the number one album in the country and "Damaged" is a certi...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST

Britney Allen just farted!!!!! NFW!!!!!!!

I’m actually starting to like Hayden Panty-hair or whatever her name is. Good news!!! I found a bag at my Nanny’s filled with all this old stuff that I thought was long gone. This include...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:32:00 PST

I love you (I love you) I guess I alllllway wiiiillll.......GGGIIIIIRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about the title, I fell asleep listening to New Kids On The Block. Okay, so how about this... I went to bingo last night in Boring, MD (ya’ll remember the party back in 98) and won one of...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST