Special T

I believe that true revenge takes patience.I believe in pro choice and that the pro lifers should be smacked but they probably think the same about me.I love clean sheets of college rule paper...with no dog ears.I would rather hurt a person than an animal...and I may even have a person in mind to hurt.I don't give to charity. Those greedy bastards.I don't like tatoos on the lower back...on women. It looks trashy to me.I really don't like the Beastie Boys.I don't understand why so many people care about serious things NOW and not when it was first getting truly bad.I'm all for the military and our commander in chief.I don't care for feminists.I don't care about poor people. People make it out to be soo hard to get a job. It may not be your dream job but it pays.I could really care less about people who feel the need to tell me gossip with the exception of a few people.I laugh at people who get hurt...physically. Also at myself. "My dad said laughter was the cure for everything...guess that's why a lot of us died of tuberculosis". HA!I'm an asshole.I can be malicious when I fight verbally.I look good.I'm smart. Jeopardy smart.I put my ten cents on everything. Not two cents.I can't carry cash because it burns a hole in my pocket or I lose the money.I drink a lot.I smoke a lot. ( I quit 09-05-07 )I curse A LOT.I don't see the point of putting a spoiler on your car when you live in Bethel.I also don't see the point in having $5000 rims in Bethel or anywhere else.I don't believe in eating when you are feeling down.I don't rely on retail therapy to make me smile when I am down.Looking at puppies makes me smile and laugh...and want to cry...and want to squeeze them soo hard that their eyes will pop out....so cute.I love movies. Really do. It's sad.I'm a scary driver. really. You would be scared.I strongly believe that not everyone I meet is my friend.I don't give trust, you earn it.I have very few great friends and I would like to keep it that way.I don't care about most other peoples problems.DId I mention I was an asshole?I love to go somewhere and just yell. AT the top of my lungs. Let it all out. Lately that has been in my living room and I'm sure that is making the other tenants in the apt. a little nervous.I know when I make mistakes and I am not afraid to own up to them. But I don't make mistakes.I am not afraid of anyone...well maybe the mom.I've learned a lot in the past 4 years...like I am ALWAYS right. Yes. Always. You may not agree but your opinion is wrong.I love to dance.I love to sing but not karaoke. --- Until recently I thought I hated Karaoke but thanks to Kristina and Roxy and a few to many shots of rum I now dig it.I'm a compulsive bather.I like candle wax.I enjoy pain. when it happens to me.I like the sight of blood.Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to actually take a persons life. But doesn't everyone at least wonder?I thought Macgyver was the shit. No. I know he was.I would love to be with Bruce willis for one night. Then Jeremy Pivens. Then Ryan Reynolds.I don't care to listen to people bitch about the problems when they don't bother to think of the solutions.I don't care for the pre- mid- life crisis.I don't appreciate being lied to and you will find out how much I do not appreciate it if given the opportunity.I love the outdoors - though I hate horseflys....and bees.I love to bodysurf.One of the best feelings in the world is when the salt water touches an open wound.I don't know if I really loved anyone other than my friends and family.I think Gothics need to grow up.I know most adults aren't adults 70% of the time.I don't understand how someone could actually "black out" and not remember a thing. You shouldn't be drinking. Or at least you should know your limit. Scary...I know...but we all need to grow up.I believe that procreation should be allowed to people who pass a test.I believe actions speak louder than words unless you have a bullhorn.No matter how drunk you were when you made a mistake...it is your mistake. You should've known and that is NO excuse.I think if you get in trouble and you wanna blame the police officer for ruining your life...well....you did it. Too bad for you that you got caught.I also believe that I was the one assaulted by that officer not the other way around. Good thing I laugh about it now.I believe it's hard to be 'just friends' with an attractive friend.I believe in just doing it. Just do for it. Do what makes you feel good just know the consequences.I believe Connect Four is only fun when you don't have it all mapped out. That's cheating!I am in love with the idea of Zombies. Zombies walking the Earth, Zombies eating people, Zombies attacking Bethel, fighting the Zombies, hell...If Zombies did "it" I would watch the porn though I'm sure that would be messy.Bruce Campbell is BEAUTIFUL. Perfectly symmetrical. You know, the Old Spice man...and of course Ash - Shop Smart, Shop S- Mart.Sometimes I get pissed off when I read a really bad joke either on Myspace.com or my personal email.I love coffee.My family is the greatest.GO AIR FORCE!I hate when people say "da" instead of "the"I can never do my nails without messing them up right afterwards.I love Alex.I Love Sweettarts.