me and jewbag met at a heart attacks show in january and decided that we were better than them and we weren't even a band. I got a kid from school named Jason to play drums and a local punk named Stacey to play bass. Stacey and Chris met, realized they were both heartless assholes, fell madly in love, and are together this day. Stacey's mom is insane, so she grounded her indefinitely and she had to quit the band. about 4 months later i met james and dustin outside of jackrabbits, drunkenly, james said he'd play bass for us. about 12 hours later jewbag thought it would be a good idea to call the drummer and threaten to kill him for not showing up to practice, i havent heard from him since. james became the drummer and i failed at singing and playing bass at the same time, we played a show, got in a fight, broke up, 2 months later, got back together, with tony on vocals, james on guitar, chris on guitar, stacey on bass and currently no drummer. We're working on new stuff so we won't be ready for awhile.
if you don't get the band name, a strict conservative republican congressman named mark foley got drunk, and sent emails and im's to a 16 year old congressional page basically cybering with him. the page freaked and send it to ABC, and it headlined every news station and the daily show for 3 months straight. it started a trend of gay republicans being exposed and having to resign that ultimately brought down the republican majority in congress. it is possibly the single most hilarious event in US history. what keeps this band going in desperate times is the will to make sure no one ever forgets who mark foley is, and to bring shame to him for the rest of his miserable, drunken life. now tell me with a straight face punk is dead.
