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About Me


walking through leaves when there crunchy. pizza when i have the munchies. getting drunk on busses. pissing 'inappropriately' , getting attacked by bushes! potatoes; roast, baked or mushed. jumping! (not being pushed). i swear too much. hate being rushed. cant make decisions, i cant choose. too many shoes. diet coke obsessed. being silly is what i do best. i love my friends. hate fads and trends. love beginnings but hate ends. mentally unstabel. 'smell under the table' ( vodka-southern-comfort-lemonade-and-lime. ) im never on time. i love words that sound good together or rhyme. "pies and peas"! its great when i sneeze. GHDs. im easy to please. love cheese. stickers! knickers, superman style! love hugs, celery, and tea in big mugs. hate shrugs, and sulks and strops. love balloons but not when they pop. im a penny yet to drop. love being hyper-happy, hate feeling crappy. hate change. im strange. cant lie cos im shit at it. sometimes i like clothes that don't fit. play-doh, snow, so-co, retro, whoah-oh! i doodle in the wet stuff on windows. kapow! ow! wow! dr seuss. chocolate mousse. orange juice. yummy means good and i say yuk if stuff sucks. dont read books. like pears, but they always get mushy. blue slushies. holding hands. coke in cans. pots and pans. cant cook. 'doland' the duck!! like spontaneous. and mess. drunk conversations. petrol stations. my friends cars. stars. silly photos. my clothes don't 'go'.i want to be a writer, or interior designer. im going to rewrite the alphabet. theres lots of stuff i forget. painting my nails crazy colours. flowers. im a suitcase kid and i sleep on the floor. my sleeping bag is home. i love my comb. love eyeliner. and glitter. and mittens. wallpaper, paterned and torn. shoes that are loved and worn. like things that are used. i get confused. and bruised. staying up late. plastic jewellery is great. but my watch snaps. cant do directions or read maps. my friends call me smelly, i wear wellies and eat jelly. soup! hula-hoops! love being clean. am shit at being mean. my energy is all over the place, im up and down, annoying, in your face. sometimes dead shy, but i dont get why. hate things if they make you think too hard. i like big boxes made out of card =) im a bit of a retard. slinky! pinky.. and the brain. i love the insane. like when people are open, but its wierd if you dont know them. i get scared a lot, sometimes its obvious sometimes its not. i dont like being in the dark if im on my own. love my phone. i jump when it rings. i cant sing. i sit on swings. i do lots of things. i love skins. i notice the little things. other people don't always see. the obvious stuffs not always obvious to me. cant dance at all. i always trip, but not afraid to fall. always banging my head, hate getting out of bed. look stupid in red . wana see movies of my dreams. wana laugh til i burst at the seams. i can take things too literally, 'i don't get it'. if it made u smile dont regret it. love lyrics that make sense. i climb trees, the fence! dont like whispers and rumours. dont like secrets, dont like murmors. love private jokes if im part of them, otherwise i dont find them funny. hate not having [email protected] , look where your going! remember where you're from =) fell asleep in toast twice. chicken-cashew-nut with rice. ..that is my life.

My Interests



klutz |kluts|
noun informal
a clumsy, awkward, or foolish person.

I'd like to meet:


i'd hold onto his hand and walk away to see if he unravels!!

Music:

makes me smile =)
i dance round in car parks like a retard

Movies:

get over it
superbad
anchorman
blades of glory

i love many/any movies - even scary ones if theres something to hide behind !!

Television:

skins. scrubs. mighty boosh. big bang theory. ANTM
don't watch much tv unless im b-o-r-e-d...

Books:

are full of words. .. i love books. just not that into reading them!

Heroes:

my best friends ..for the love, the hugs and the piss-ups

people who dance like this :

...people who dress like this :

people who wear their knickers like THIS :

people who walk like this :

people who can handle the drinks i make (unlike this!!)
:

people who are in a 'super-cool band', like this:

people who laugh like this:

...and people who do this:


i can 'honestly' say i have never been obsessed with a cartoon character (blushes)