You can have baggage as long as you carry it stylishly
So, some truths about Adam.
-I have inherited the tall white guy curse from my mother and I have no ass
-My trains of thought tend to be long, but they always reach their destination
-I am an English and Communications major and yet have the worse spelling of any man
-I tend to get really fascinated about the most random things and learn everything I can about them
-I constantly try to save the world through e-mail
-I was a fat gay kid with a speech impediment and glasses, but for some reason had an amazing time in high school
-The thought of the junior high years still make me curl up in the fetal position and cry
-I am gay, and believe me, I enjoy being a girl
-I am a pacifist who consistently threatens to bitchslap people
-I am an ordained minister, did it one night while bored via the internet
-I have two "dances" and both of them are based on fictional characters
-I fully believe in Kharma, I think it guides our lives and had more influence then most people realize
-I have a bad left knee, an old musical theater injury (yes, I am completely serious)
-I am not intolerant of anything in the world, it is lactose that has a problem with me, not the other way around
-I tend to know something about everything, and if I do not, well then I lie to make myself feel smarter
-I am crazy, but a fun crazy
-I love music that makes most people cringe
-Half my DVR setting are on the Disney Channel
-I have being passive aggressive down to an art form, but as I get older I find it more annoying and childish
-People probably think I am crazy most of the time, as I laugh at the sarcastic comments I make in my head while walking down the street
-I, for the very first time in my life, am comfortable with being single, and not really in a massive rush to change that
-I love the Power Rangers, I tivo them, it is one of my guilty pleasures in life
-My biggest pet peeve right now, is vague plans. Come on people, it is not the invasion of Normandy, we are just going to see a movie
-I have realized recently that the closest we can come to having it all figured out in this life is simply embracing the fact that we will never have it figured out and running with it
-I tend to speak in catch phrases, phrases I of course have made up myself, but it just makes life easier that having to think up new shit all the time
-My life tends to be stressful and hard at times, but the fact that I am phenominally attractive, with an amazing wit makes it all so much easier
-I have been properly trained to escort a lady in for her debutante ball, this is valuable life skill and I use it frequently
I am sure there are more, and I will add them as I think of them...
This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)..
