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VANCE ASTROVIK

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Partners in crime. Guys who read comics. People who can teach me things. People who inspire me. People who can make me laugh. More heroes, less villains.

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Please help spread the word; the issue of Prop 8 isn't distant - it doesn't involve people over there, or on the other side, or separate from you. It involves your neighbors, your friends, and your fa...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:07:00 GMT

Bashert

I once had a dream where the pull of Earth's gravity disappeared.  People just started to float away, up into the sky, way past where you could still see the fear in their eyes or hear the panic ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Rhetorical?

There were things that were precious about me when I was younger.  I assume the same is true for most if not all of us. Things that when you're a baby are adorable: accidental snot bubbles, peein...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:59:00 GMT

easy

It's easy, isn't it?  To pick on the things in our lives that cause us discomfort or unhappiness.  And it always seems a pain to focus on anything positive.  Or at least it seems less r...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Vance for Valentine’s

I saw a boy this last weekend who looked like a former something of mine.  He pouted helplessly at the counter as he pleaded for his friend to get some extra napkins.  "Another Yo...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Resolution

It's never easy, but I guess I'm used to it. You'd think the nature of my business would lend me to be fine with the constant, looming reality of people drifting away, in and out of my life, but no.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Tiny Tim

Dickens, not ukelele.  In the sense that this year, it's going to be a second hand Christmas.  Jobs have been few and far between this year, so it in an effort to maintain my level of debt...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:35:00 GMT

Best. Dream. Ever.

As far as linear dreamscapes go, my first waking moments often shatter what little throughline there ever is in any of my dreams. What I remember is this:  I was at Disneyland with some of my cl...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:07:00 GMT

Why?

Has anyone else noticed that Perez Hiltonis doing his best to look exactly like Jeppe Laursen of Junior Senior?Weird.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:20:00 GMT

A Cold Reading; OR What I Did on Wednesday Night

(from a a show I performed in on Wednesday night about Awful Auditions)   Notice; Summer, 2007: Local family oriented theatre seeks to cast new children's show based on Andersen's Chinese fairy t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:13:00 GMT