About Me
I just recently moved back to Boston, after having lived in RI for a few years. I'm so glad to be back here, I won't miss the bad driving directions, "Take a left at the corner the Shell station used to be on, then find the street that used to be Maple" or the general inability for most Rhode Islanders to go further then their own front door; "You mean the we have to drive for over twenty minutes? I'm packing a lunch. More then thirty minutes? Forget it!" But now that I'm back I suppose that I officially have to live in the "real world" while my heart remains in the spontaneity of college life. I graduated from URI this past spring, which means that I'm intelligent enough to properly use words like injunction, prophylactic, commandeer, supersede and delicatessen.
I'm basically down to earth, I don't like chick flicks and I'm not into drama. I have a pretty quick wit, and occasionally have a way with words. (add a few other cliches and I guess that I'm a fortune cookie). My friends are suprised I've resorted to online dating, but I like to keep 'em guessing! I can't spell, which is ironic since I was an English major. I like to sing alone in the car, and yes I know I look crazy. I'm not really a fan of Pez. If I had the choice I'd rather watch football then Friends.
I'm looking to find someone who has interests similar to mine, basically watching good movies (or awfully bad ones), going out for a few drinks, checking out comedy, laughing at really drunk people, playing cards, playing hooky, playing Silent Hill, reading stuff, eating food, telling good jokes, telling bad jokes, hiking, just hanging out. Big plus if you can kill the spider that has been stalking me around my apartment for the past week!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start water - spray tub - get in mmmm
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 19
How old do you act? 10
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the guy at the top that goes LAND AHOY!
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
You Are Left Brained In Love
Cool and clearheaded
Tend not to get swept away
Dependable and trustworthy
Able to look at thing objectively
Honest and direct in relationships
Rely on standards when picking a man
Good at solving relationship problems
Ready to compete for your sweetie's heart
Articulate, a good conversationalist, and witty
Think overly romantic displays are a waste of time
A few serious boyfriends as opposed to many flings
Notice all of the details about your guy - good and bad
