WITHDRAWING |
No, I am not withdrawing from the race for president. I still intend to win this election. I am baffled that anyone could even consider not voting for me.The kind of withdrawal I am addressing is pe... Posted by Bill for president on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:25:00 PST |
I AM NOT A CROOK |
Well, there is one thing I have a slight problem with that some people might consider a little crooked. I love to steal ink pens. Anytime someone hands me a pen to, say, sign a credit card receipt, ... Posted by Bill for president on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:57:00 PST |
PRESS CONFERENCE |
Apparently none of you watched my press conference last night on WLOL channel 735. Despite the fact it was the only broadcast in television history to get a 0 rating, I am not discouraged. WLOL did ... Posted by Bill for president on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST |
A FEW CLARIFICATIONS |
I have been asked to clarify a few things about my candidacy for president. "Why are you running?" is a question I am asked frequently. Well, my current job just doesn't pay enough. I am running be... Posted by Bill for president on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST |
SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW |
It has been brought to my attention that, as a candidate for president, I should clear up a few things about myself. It is true, as some of you already know, I have three myspace pages. I have "musi... Posted by Bill for president on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST |
UNDERSTANDING GREATNESS |
I live in a city associated with kings. Memphis was named for a regal city--the ancient capital of Egypt. Elvis was, of course, "the King." And we have the great B.B. King. Tonight I want to talk ... Posted by Bill for president on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST |
TRAGEDIES |
All of us have tragic events in our lives. Some of them are present, some of them are past. Some past ones have passed, some past ones are always present.I wish I had my father and my mother in my l... Posted by Bill for president on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:37:00 PST |
CHANGE THE MESSAGE |
Our society has progressed, but not enough. When I was young, I felt compelled to participate in the derision of homosexual people in order to protect myself. The important thing is the galvanizatio... Posted by Bill for president on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:23:00 PST |
LIFE DISCOVERED ON PLANET EARTH |
When I posted my last blog (IT IS TIME FOR A REVOLUTION), I was convinced our society had gone to hell in a handbasket and all humanity had disappeared from the planet. Well, our society has gone to h... Posted by Bill for president on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST |
IT IS TIME FOR A REVOLUTION |
I spent several hours this weekend in a hospital with someone as dear to me as anyone ever was or will be. She is being kept "alive" by machines, but I don't think she is alive. So I am NOT in a good ... Posted by Bill for president on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST |