My surveys are the most fun to read on all of myspace. |
1. When was the last time you saw your number 1 on myspace?Success is my penis, so we usually get on one right after the other. He has to type with his head, though, so he usually dictates to me...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST |
I am no longer special. I am useless and unworthy of love. |
Last night I read a story from Greek mythology about King Minos and his two brothers waging war against each other. While you might think it was over the succession of the throne, it was not.&nb...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST |
The Chicken George Experience. |
I'm sure that many of you are aware of the situation that developed with pro football player Michael Vick, but for those of you that are still in the dark, I want to enlighten you.
In his free ...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:32:00 PST |
Todd’s response to a chain bulletin. |
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Chain bulletin:Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Chris...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST |
The Boobs Survey! |
1. Whats on your mind?boobs
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?is boobs a color?
3. Do you like coffee?with breast milk and a little bit of sugar
6. What's the last letter of your middle name?l
7. ...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Lord of the Dildos, part 6 |
The Dildo Wraiths were hot on Heroine's tail and it seemed at any moment that they would catch up to us or so I've heard, because I was going in and out of consciousness at the time. AIDS is much more...
Posted by Todd on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:44:00 PST |
The Lord of the Dildos, part 5. |
It had been nearly a week since we arrived at the special spot that Streaker called the Invisi-Bull's favorite spot and we hadn't seen anything. Although, technically, the Invisi-Bull couldn't be seen...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST |
The Lord of the Dildos, part 4 |
As we entered the city of Cheese, culture shock began to set in. Everything was twice our size and since the scene was meant to look as grim as possible it was raining, too. We arrived at the Inn of t...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST |
The Lord of the Dildos, part 3 |
The Lord of the Dildos, part 3 After parting with Spandex the Gay, Rudy and I departed from the Shire intent on taking the dildo to where it needed to go. "Wait a minute," said Rudy. "This is it.........
Posted by Todd on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:17:00 PST |
The Lord of the Dildos |
The other day was my uncle's birthday party and as always, he was throwing the largest party anyone had seen since his last birthday party. His good friend Spandex the Gay was there to provide his arr...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST |
