THESE ARE ALL TRUE STATEMENTS.
* Skyphos Muertes lives in a castle in Norway.
* Skyphos Muertes stabbed their mothers to death.
* Skyphos Muertes are raving alcoholics and drug-users.
* Skyphos Muertes died and came back from the dead.
* Skyphos Muertes are not human.
* Skyphos Muertes and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
* Someone was sadistically murdered in the house they live in.
* Skyphos Muertes are kings on the dance floor.
* Skyphos Muertes eat children.
* Skyphos Muertes has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
* Skyphos Muertes keep wolves as pets.
* Skyphos Muertes has sex with wolves.
* Skyphos Muertes has been asked to be in a Disney film.
* Skyphos Muertes gave birth to someone's grandmother.
* Skyphos Muertes are supposed to be a Scandinavian trolls.
* Skyphos Muertes was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives.
* Skyphos Muertes were voted sexiest band in Norway
* Skyphos Muertes has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
* When you say Skyphos Muertes five times in front of a mirror, they appear with their army of trolls and slay the living!
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