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About Me

some would say that i'm a college dropout.
i prefer to think of it as "taking a break."
yes, i AM tall, and NO i do not play basketball.
rule of thumb: if it has cherry in it somewhere, i'll probably drink it.
i'm scared of feet, ET, and small, dark places.
i also don't like bony people.
dictionary.com is my best friend.
i snort when i laugh, and i'm proud of it.
yeah, i said it.
old men hit on me a lot and i'm still not sure why.
i have a dirty mouth.
my dad is a preacher.
please, tell me what they say about preacher's daughters.
i'm sure i've never heard it before.
i wouldn't mind living in a field.
jones soda keeps me alive.
i smoke a lot.
about twice a month i talk about quitting.
life goals are for pussies.
i want to be a bartender.
the word "clean" would probably never be used to describe me.
but i am not stinky.
i've been told i talk fast.
by everyone that's ever heard me talk.
i like the relaxing kind of yoga.
i don't want any health benefits from it.
i just want to lay there.
i'm really good at letting people down from time to time.
you might want to watch out for that.
i'm friendly, but i'm also jaded and bitter and sometimes i don't like meeting new people.
i eat a lot of pickles, but i'm not pregnant.
i'm the worst at comforting people.
i usually just say something like "aww.. you're pretty. i love you." and hope that makes them feel better.
but i'm really good at listening.
being on stage is one of my favorite feelings in the world.
my best friends are my home away from home.
basically, i'm fairly uninteresting.
but i sure can do a mean cher impression.
the only ones that matter:

My Interests

music.
the keys.
guitar.
pirates.
peter pan.
ghosts.
cemetaries.
jones soda.
crispy m&m's.
photos.
reading.
writing.
wild cherry pepsi.
dinosaur collections.
mashed potatoes.

I'd like to meet:

someone who knows all the words to "i wear my sunglasses" by heart.

aim sn- twoxfoldxsilence MSG // ADD

Music:

elliott smith.
margot and the nuclear so and so's.
bright eyes.
modest mouse.
weezer.
saves the day.
death cab for cutie.
cursive.
the postal service.
ben folds.
sufjan stevens.
the cranberries.
denali.
the cure.
iron and wine.
straylight run.
radiohead.
vcr.
the pixies.
beck.
simon and garfunkel.
the shins.

Movies:

donnie darko.
detroit rock city.
the boondock saints.
snakes on a plane.
the goonies.
edward scissorhands.
igby goes down.
run lola run.
kill bill.
princess bride.
amelie.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
the wizard of oz.
hook.
good will hunting.
dirty dancing.
say anything.
party monster.
battle royale.
finding neverland.

Books:

the outsiders.
the illustrated man.
of mice and men.
pygmalion.
the belljar.
smashed.
a midsummer night's dream.
something wicked this way comes.
a long day's journey into night.

Heroes:

My Blog

it's time for a change!

i decided it's time for a new look. so here's a few ideas i have:the baby look.the old lady look.the black chick look.the east asian look.the dude look.the modigliani look.the botticelli look.the hota...
Posted by jess. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

dean bean

i made a green bean stuffed animal for my nephew for christmas.and i'm really proud of it.despite the fact that it looks more like a green alien turd than anything else.here's some creepy pictures to ...
Posted by jess. on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

like omg, update central

i'm going to take this rare internet opportunity to update you on my life.i'm getting UBERRR close to being (practically) debtfree. so i can go back to school and start all over again. WHOOOO.i work t...
Posted by jess. on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

i smile for a living.

funny story:so i'm waiting tables in the lounge the other day, and i'm already in a bad mood, when in walks the world's most ghetto family.they sit down, and as soon as the man opens his mouth i can t...
Posted by jess. on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

halloweeeeeeeen

all of these are thanks to ms. lacy browder.though there are no pictures of me and the little slut nurse together, and that makes me sad....
Posted by jess. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

just go ahead and kill me now.

so i was hanging out at my parents' house today, laying around on the couch, when the doorbell suddenly rings.now, normally, i don't answer the door when i'm by myself in their house because i don't u...
Posted by jess. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

newsflash:

i miss carolyn.and richmond.and a carefree life with no bills. ...
Posted by jess. on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:09:00 PST

early morning rambling.

i woke up early and then slept all afternoon. so now i'm not tired in the least bit. and have spent the past hour or so watching videos about the 911 conspiracy on youtube. sometimes it amazes me how ...
Posted by jess. on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

so let me down softly this time.

i am having a self esteem crisis.i found my salvation tonight in italian men calling me beautiful.but then again, they could've been talking about their lamb chops.i'm not really sure.i came home.a pi...
Posted by jess. on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:06:00 PST

doo doo bah doop

if you are full of nothing but bullshit,don't ever talk to me again.don't even look at me.or expect me to acknowledge your presence.because i'm pretty tired of being lied to.and used.and i don't fucki...
Posted by jess. on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST