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GODFUCKINGDAMMIT (followed by the smashing of an alarm clock)

About Me

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MY OFFICIAL PROFILE IS NOT THIS ONE I WILL DELETE THIS ONE SOON SO IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME GO TO THIS SITE: www.myspace.com/therickrobbins .Ok where the hell do i start? I am SEventeen years old and my life is too difficult for one to comprehend. I love music. Music has always been there for me. I am the lead guitarist and founder of the Missoula heavy metal band "Helliana". Our demo album "Black Venom" is to be released in june. GO to http://www.myspace.com/hellianametal for more info on that shit. I play many different instruments including Cello, Viola, electric bass, Drums and some other crap you can ask me about if you are curious. My main and favorite instrument is the Guitar. Ive been playing since 2000 the start of the new millenium and i have loved every freaking minute of it. I have been writing lyrics since i was about four years old and it is one of my favorite things to do. Occaisionally i may post them up here but i dont trust the internet so if anyone out there wants to see them, you will have to ask me and maybe....just maybe i will send them to you. I am the biggest metalhead on the face of this planet. Check out my band list. I have been in love with metal since the moment i was born....literally, rumor has it there was a radio in the room where i was being delivered. ANyway, if any of you think you can out-metal me...give me a jingle because i will be curious. THat is the kind of crap i like to write. Its the best. SIX SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE FUCKING BEAST! What else can i say. Im to stressed at this point in my life to do anything right now. I moved from oregon to missoula..then from missoula to belgrade..and then from belgrade to missoula. I lost a friend that meant everything to me and im fucking miserable about it and im probably not the best guy to look at right now..or ever. i may go and find some girl to have fun with but im not into any emotion right now because the only emotion and love that i ever had lies within a blackened grave. I dont much feel sympathy or love and any girl who wants a seriously loving relationship with me...RUN THE FUCK AWAY because i will break your heart. Right now i am kind of a heartless bastard who doesnt really give a shit about anything except for Helliana. Hopefully ill get over it...or die soon but until then all i want is metal and friends. I think people should get the hell up and do something about it if thier life sucks. im trying to make my life better now..so please..just try and understand..im unwell.I cant fucking stand preps. SO if you are reading this and you fit into this catagory...you might just get a mouthful if you try to make friends with me, not that i wont be thankful for your request, but come on. I am the most stubborn person in the world and i will win an argument with ANYONE! I HATE POLOTICIANS! AND THE PMRC! AND EMOS! AND MY FIRST FUCKING GRADE TEACHER! FUCK YOU MRS. BARNES!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick/Rick (dick, hick, prick, chick, lick, sick, pick, mick,tick, kick)
Birthday: feb 28th
Birthplace: zoo fuckin city
Current Location: zoo fuckin city
Eye Color: dark green/hazel
Hair Color: reddish brown
Height: 6 sumthin
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on wether im writing playing or masturbating (haha)
Your Heritage: swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: same ones i wear every goddamn day
Your Weakness: girls and love
Your Fears: being in love
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers...im serious
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: staying alive;putting together a band that actually has a clue
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ive no idiuh whut de fux gowin ohn
Thoughts First Waking Up: GODFUCKINGDAMMIT! (followed by the smashing of an alarm clock)
Your Best Physical Feature: you really wanna know?
Your Bedtime: i usually manage to pass out around 3
Your Most Missed Memory: sarin(band), crystal (girl), 7 (age), baby (pain in the ass to everyone around me), i miss em all
Pepsi or Coke: it all works
MacDonalds or Burger King: olive garden
Single or Group Dates: single dates...GROUP GANGBANGS!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea pisses me off
Chocolate or Vanilla: fuckin chocolate..vanilla blows
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuk em both
Do you Smoke: not currently
Do you Swear: why in the fuck should you give a flying rats ass about that goddamn stupid pissy bullshit, if ya do yer a bitchy shitfucking cunt with no fucking life of your bullshit own!
Do you Sing: oh yes...i love to sing...i feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Do you Shower Daily: by god i try like hell
Have you Been in Love: unfuckingfortunately yes
Do you want to go to College: yes and no
Do you want to get Married: only if i find the perfect lady (in otherwords no!)
Do you belive in yourself: on my good days
Do you get Motion Sickness: not unless i want to
Do you think you are Attractive: oh yeah, im totally aroused by myself..i wanna fuck myself all night long
Are you a Health Freak: hah...no..the stuff ive eaten is to sick and disturbing to put up here
Do you get along with your Parents: parent, my mom rules (on her good days) and my father is a stupid big wet fucking douch
Do you like Thunderstorms: MORE THAN ANYTHING!
Do you play an Instrument: AN INSTRUMENT!? why would i play just one...music fucking rules i play em all!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: depends on how you define drink
In the past month have you Smoked: havent i already answered this goddamn question
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hope not...but wayne may have slipped something into my drink
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do one night stands count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfuckingfortunataly yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: box? no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i love sushi but no
In the past month have you been on Stage: im always on stage..its my home sweet home
In the past month have you been Dumped: ive lost count of the girls im hitting on and the ones im with
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if i did i was too goddamn buzzed to remember
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah...sorry teachers lounge, lost and found, and KK
Ever been Drunk: look at the way i wrote my page, what fucking condition do you think i was in when that happened
Ever been called a Tease: yeah and im proud of it
Ever been Beaten up: badly..ive been killed..and ive returned so many times
Ever Shoplifted: yeah...and i took it back for a refund cuz the shit sucked (im such a sleaze)
How do you want to Die: in a freak accident that will leave a big mess for people to clean up
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a musician that is hated by all religions
What country would you most like to Visit: greece i guess
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: all girls are beautiful
Favourite Hair Color: all girls are beautiful
Short or Long Hair: all girls are beautiful
Height: all girls are beautiful
Weight: all girls are beautiful
Best Clothing Style: all girls are beautiful
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh fuck you
Number of CDs I own: ive tried to count..but i lose interest and pass out
Number of Piercings: wanna know where?
Number of Tattoos: i dont know i cant see them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A. there are too many youd get bored B. there wouldnt be room for other shit C.i hate bad memories D. who in thier right mind would put it here E. DO YOU REALLY GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY?
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What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Classic Metal
Classic metal is different in the way that it does not describe the sound. It is just a label given to all bands that are the granddaddies of their respective genres, like Judas Priest for heavy metal. Bands like Iced Earth and Testament keep it real and also make sure that classic metal stays current. You are a proud listener of some of the finest music this side of the Atlantic.
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My Interests

Music all over. heavy metal and classic rock and roll rule the world. I love playing, listening, and writing it. I also like to occasionally write stories. Im working on one right now in my spare time. I also like girls...girls rule the world also! GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (motley crue)

Which Guitar Player Are You?


Randy Rhoads
You are Randy Rhoads! You died before you were ever able to reach your full potential, and you started very young and were a good teacher even in your teens. You were with Ozzy for a number of years before you were killed in a plane crash, induced by your own doing. You will be remembered forever.
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I'd like to meet:

Im a musician who writes songs all of the time but i have no band to play them with so....musicians contact me right away. I play heavy metal, classic metal, classic rock, some new wave rock, plenty of acoustic ballads, some power ballads, some emo (not much though), speed and death metal (fuck yes) and other crap related to that. Lets see....hmmm....i would still be willing to meet some girls. Although i am completely heartbroken and hateful now. ....i would still flirt and talk sex with anyone who wants to. Just understand you wont get anything, but i can tell y'all a few stories if ya need em. Maybe....im a litte iffy at this point.....but who in the fucking hell gives a shit anyway!? outside of that, if you think im cool, if you think im a complete fucking freak and need to have me on your profile, if you hate me but want to add me anyway, im open to whatever crazy ideas you fuckers have out there. PRIEST 101!

Music:

Lets see...where do i begin. Well my favorite bands and artists are as followed.HELLIANA!!!!!!! Metallica, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Kiss, Iron maiden,Mr bid, Black sabbath, motorhead, dragonforce, diamond head, zz top, cinderella, nirvana (at least the two good songs that they had), a very little bit of korn (alot of thier songs suck), motley crue, def lepperd, Venom, melissa ethridge, twisted sister, rush, slayer, lynyrd skinnyrd, guns and roses, nazereth, megadeth, whitesnake,eagles, ratt, night ranger, trixter,queensryche, poison, judas priest, skid row, blue oyster cult, rob zombie, damn yankees, spinal tap, stryper (what the hell), pink floyd, anthrax, bob dylan, green day, vandenburg, bob seger and the silver bullet band, dio, J giels band, disturbed, Marilyn Manson, april wine, rusty, led zeppilin, autograph, venom, white lion, krokus,david lee roth, van halen, haulocaust, killing joke, steve vai, the misfits, anti nowhere league, queen, ozzy (pissed on the alamo) osbourne, blitzgrieg, scorpions, deep purple, david coverdale, eagles, jackyl, quiet riot, warrant, jimi hendrix... ...i dont know there is all kinds of stuff, i wouldnt be able to name em all but you get the picture with this i hope.

Which guitar are you

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B.C. Rich Warlock
You are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.
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Movies:

Enemy at the gates, saving private ryan, we were soldiers (alot of those good war flix), bowling for colombine, farenhieit 9/11 (love michael moore for discriminating the country), the silence of the lambs, hannibal, rock star, this is spinal tap, metallica: some kind of monster, all that jazz. and the notebook!....call me crazy...but its the one love story i actually like (pathetic of me, i know)

Television:

Theres not many things on tv that i actually like. I like that fucken two and a half men one though. and south park is kinda funny...stupid but hilarious.

Books:

A book has to be extremely good in order for me to like it. LEts see, the anarchy cookbook, motley crue's dirt, truly tasteless jokes I II III, sex for dummies, the complete idiots guide to orgasm (hah, i made that shit up) as for socially acceptable books, there is... The cay, the outsiders, holes, summer of the monkeys, theres not very many. im not a socially acceptable person..what can i say?

Heroes:

Jolly Roger, Hannibal Lecter,Ludwig Van Beethoven, My cats (Ziggy and Zappa),and all of my favorite rock bands trying to make sure that metal will always rule the world (cheers to them)

My Blog

Helliana

So im in my sixth band now....its called helliana...based from the word "Hellion" its a name i came up with a long time ago. Shevin, Dustin, and a drummer from Sentinel High named Eric, are the m...
Posted by Shredder on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

Love no more

ok y'all pay fucking attention as this may be the only poem i post on my fucking blogs...im only doing this because i have good fucking feedback on it LOVE NO MORE (written september 14th 2006) my sou...
Posted by Shredder on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

666 profile views

i have six hundred and sixty six profile views...its a message from satan..i have the"PROFILE OF THE BEAST"
Posted by Shredder on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

100 GREATEST METAL SONGS

K, so any of you fuckers who are interested.  I sifted through about ten million songs to find my favorite 100.  Of course my opinions always change but this is the way it is right now... &n...
Posted by Shredder on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST

owning a broken heart

My friend introduced me to the most beautiful girl ive ever seen....she brought me into her....and dropped me on the ground in my darkest hour...she still does this crap to me (fucking bitch)....and i...
Posted by Shredder on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST