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Jean

Cometh 2Egypt,I'll show thee Heaven. Luv,Yatafata

About Me


HIGHLY ANTICIPATED REALLY HOT-HOT BUTTERED VIDEOS HAVE ARRIVED- POET GENIUS-LOOKIN' 4 RECORD DEAL AS SONGWRITER
HOT BUTTERED BLUES is the soundtrack for my unputdownable, dangerously delicious bedtime story for adults only "DIARY OF A PENNILESS POET" which was inspired by actual events. Adam Schylowder, my beautiful guitar instructor and lead guitarist recorded HOT BUTTERED BLUES in his music studio, DESERT MOON. It ain't fancy, it's just fun and playful, and sexy like me. I'm a lil' bit country, blues, and rap.
God, Jesus, Madonna, Pastor Richard, Bishop Johnson, First Lady, Karen Johnson, Group 1 Crew, Elvis, Willie Nelson, Toni Price, Dirty Vegas, Toby Keith, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Sting, Kid Rock, Chris Isaak, Janet Jackson, 50 Cents, Jewell, JLO, and Beyonce inspire me. I wrote ONE MO' CORONA 4 WILLIE - LUV U MAN! I do a remake of some of my favorite classics SUMMERTIME, FEVER, JUSTIFY MY LOVE, and WRONG 2LUV U.
HOT BUTTERED BLUES is a DEMO NOT FOR SALE with six videos off the soundtrack, HOT BUTTERED BLUES, SUMMERTIME, MERCEDES BENZ, ONE MO' CORONA, GONNA LIGHT A FIRE, and includin' my most downloaded video, LIKE 2RIDE UR WILD PONY comin' soon to MY MUSIC SPACE. The cd is FREE when you purchase a copy my novel. SEE www.hotbutteredblues.com for mo' excitin' details.
If not for Adam's encouragement and so smooth blues and chords, HOT BUTTERED BLUES would not exist. He gave me wings to fly and the courage to play 3 songs on the album after I'd only been playin' the guitar for four months, HOT BUTTERED BLUES, WRONG 2LUV U, AND SUMMERTIME. Adam is an amazin' guitar instuctor and awsome guitarist.
Currently I was honored by SONG OF THE YEAR an elite international songwritin' contest POET GENIUS - WORLD GREATEST LYRICIST - for my exceptional songwritin' ability for the song MYSTERY UNDER DESIRE that is my new single which is the theme song for my sizzlin' screenplay SEX ON THE ORIENT EXPESS that is currently bein' reviewed for production. I competed against songwriters from all over the world for this honor.
My other list of credits include two other dangerously delicious screenplays ON GOLDEN DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS and KISSED BY A WHISPER, two short films that I directed, produced, and starred in, KISSED BY A WHISPER and THEY KILLED HEAVEN. THEY KILLED THE PENNILESS POET., a children's book which I drew the illustrations for a magical journey about heaven, SWEET DREAMS PRINCESS LILLIAN, and a collection of poetry, MERRY CHRISTMAS MY BELOVED.
Presently I just completed the spectacular video for MYSTERY UNDER DESIRE with RED SKY PRODUCTION while concentratin' on my songwritin' and screenwritin' career while hopin' to get a movie deal, a record deal, and a book deal.
You can learn mo' about Jean at www.hotbutteredblues.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/9/2007
Band Website: hotbutteredblues.com
Band Members: Jean and Adam Schylowder
Influences:

God, Jesus, and music is my life.

I canst imagine a place without music, or a place without God, Jesus, and Heaven? For it is God who inspires the artists and poets of the world whose songs touches our lives or changes us in a profound way.

Jesus, Heaven, Destiny Family Christian Center, Madonna, & Dirty Vegas saved my life. I hadn't played my guitar, or sang or danced for three years. Ever since that bloody Sunday when I found my beloved Heaven's broken bleedin' lifeless body. But it twas only the beginnin' of my bloody nightmare.

I was betrayed and destroyed by the ones I trusted and loved the most like Jesus & Heaven. But now I dance and sing for Heaven & Jesus, for their blood that was shed for me. Out of their blood floweth inspiration. Music and passion is the air I craveth, and hot buttered kisses and hot buttered luv, luv, luv.

I luv many things. I luv all kinds of music from Country to Classical, from Mozart to Puff Diddy and everythin' in between.

I luv, luv, luv, God, Jesus, Heaven, Madonna, Group 1 Crew, Elvis, Yanni, Willie Nelson, Dirty Vegas, Toby Keith, Toni Price, Sting, Oprah, Ellen Degeneres, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kid Rock, Chris Issak, Chery Crow, Loreenna McKinnett, Jewel, Alanis Morsette, Paula Cole, 50 Cent, Puff Diddy, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, John Mellencamp, JLO, Beyonce, Shakirah, Alisha Keys, and Janet Jackson.

Let's hear it for bootylicious women! I have been writin' poems and songs since I was a wee Cajun runnin' barefoot through the hauntingly beautiful swamplands of West Monroe, Louisiana.

I luv to dance, sing, make videos, write, laugh, dance some mo', ride wild horses, drive fast pick-up trucks, drink ice cold beer, and puppy kisses.

I'm a novice guitarist and pianist, but still and yet, I luv playin' my red Less Paul electric guitar and Emerson baby grand piano. They take me to a higher level and make me a better songwriter.

May all your dreams come true!

Peace & Luv,
Jean

Sounds Like: Me and lil' bit like Madonna, Janis, and Jewell.

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My Blog

IM NOT F*** BELIVIN THIS S***- PHIL SPECTOR/SADISTIC WARTHOG FROM HELL/FREAK GUILTY AS SIN

'1ST WE ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR LUCIFER AT COLUMBIA, AND NOW ANOTHER LA-LA LAND JURY, IDIOTS, STUPIDO,  LET ANOTHER MURDERER GO FREE.  MO"F*** I'M NOT F*** BELIEVIN' THIS S***!  JUS...
Posted by Jean on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST

NO GAYS IN IRAN? WHY? NAZI PIG AHMADINEJAD HAS KILLED THEM ALL.

JUST LIKE THE NAZI PIG HITLER DID IN WORLD WAR II DURING THE HOLOCAUST - EXTERMINATED  5 MILLION JEWS,. 1 1/2 MILLION WHICH WERE CHILDREN, AND ANOTHER 6 MILLION NON-JEWS ...
Posted by Jean on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST

GEORGE BUSH IS A PUSSY, BALLSLESS PRESIDENT WHAT DOIN?WATCHIN TV,DRINKIN BEER,EATIN GOOBERS

PRESIDENT BUSH IS A PUSSY,BALLSLESS WONDER, PRESIDENT.  CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THAT TERRORIST NAZI PIG LUCIFER REBORN INTO OUR COUNTRY TO SPEW HIS MESSAGE OF HATE AND DEATH TO AMERICA AND TO KICK-...
Posted by Jean on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

GET F*** OUT OF MY COUNTRY ahmadinejad NAZI PIG WHO KILLS AMERICANS& WANTS 2DESTROY ISRAEL

WHAT PUSSY LET YOU IN OUR COUNTRY...  I WISH I WAS THE MOTHER F*** PRESIDENT, YEAH COME ON IN, I'M SPARATANS - YOU DISRESEPECTED MY COUNTRY AND KILLED MY PEOPLE - DIE PIG F*** AND THEN BOMB ...
Posted by Jean on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH BEAUTY SECRET

"Hello Goddess, most wonderful one.  Some dream of gold, some dream of Yatafata, Egyptian Warrior Princess of the Nile.  One day I wish I could build thee a temple like the great p...
Posted by Jean on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

I WANT TO SUCK THY SOUL COMPLETELY OUT OF THY MOUTH &EXPERIENCE HOW IT CONTINUALLY RENEWS

I WANT TO SUCK THY SOUL COMPLETELY OF THY MOUTH AND EXPERIENCE HOW IT CONTINUALLY RENEWS ITSELF IN PRAISE OF THEE.   YATAFATA, EGYPTIAN WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE NILE,  GODDESS OF THE NIL...
Posted by Jean on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

THE MOSTEST ROMANTIC PLACE TO MAKE LUV IN EGYPT WITH THE BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL PRINCE OF EGYPT

UNDERNEATH THE BLACK BABY GRAND PIANO UNDERNEATH THE EGYPTIAN MOON AND STARS. AND THE BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL PRINCE OF EGYPT SAYETH UNTO YATAFATA, EGYPTIAN WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE NILE, MOSES, PRIESTESS ...
Posted by Jean on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

FIREWORKS ON 4TH OF JULY- LIGHTENING IN A BOTTLE

FIREWORKS ON THE 4TH OF JULY-- WHEN THE PRINCE OF EGYPT, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE, SMILED AT ME IT WAS AS IF EVERYTHING WAS MOVING IN SLOW MOTION, AND IT IS AS THOUGH HE OPENED HIS MOUTH ...
Posted by Jean on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

GOD'S LUV FILLS FULL MY SOUL THROUGH MY PRAYERS MIRACLES OCCUR DIVINE SUCCESS BELONGS 2ME

GOD'S LUV FILLS FULL MY SOUL, AND FILLS ME WITH A DIVINE OMPRENCE, THROUGH MY PRAYERS MIRACLES OCCUR, DIVINE SUCCESS BELONGS TO ME NOW. GOD'S LUV FILLS FULL MY SOUL, AND FILLS ME WITH A DIVINE OMPRENC...
Posted by Jean on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

WHY O WHY DO YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE AT THE TABLE IN A RESTAURANT???

PWESE, PURTY PWESE, TELL ME WHY SO MANY MEN FIND IT ACCEPTABLE TO BLOW THEIR NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE IN A RESTAURANT WHILE I'M TRYIN' TO HAVE AN ENJOYABLE MEAL? GAG-ME-WITH-A-SPOON!  AH DECLARE!...
Posted by Jean on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST