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Laura Jane

I am here for Friends

About Me

yeah, i like stuff that is funny and i hate it when it's not! i like bright colours and loud music, i probably like you, unless you are really crap, in which case i dont. but if you are just mildly crap, i will look past that and still be your friend... clearly i am a girl and i like girly stuf. i like wearing dresses and frills and bows and pretty things. but i often change my mind and i am also a hypocrite. i like to feel tuff, but only when i want to. you can tell because i will strut. so be careful 'cos if u r mean to me i will either hit you, or cry. if you are a boy, open doors for me and dont push me over in the mosh pit. i bruise really easily. i am fragile like a peach. i like going on dates and offering to pay. i am sorry that i am a vegan and i make things difficult when i come over for tea. i like eating hot food, but only when it has gone cold. it doesn't give you indigestion. people with indigestion are lame. i also like salt, maybe i want to hard arteries?? i like working at the markets because there is lots of salty food there that i can munch on. i also like africa, and one day soon i will get myself there.. mostly though i like my bed because it is huge and fun to jump on. i enjoy sleeping but never seem to be able to do it when i want to. if you wake me up when i am sleeping, chances are i will hate you...

My Interests

...music, and lots of it. its good stuff. dancincing like a crazy person with her friends is probably the most fun a girl can have! i go off like a frog in a sock! i dance with my arms in the air because it's liberating! i take great pleasure in making people want to dance.. if we all danced more, no-one would have time to start wars!!! ...my friends are also good, probably even better than dancing! 'cos they are the funnest, nicest, greatetst friends ever!!! i love them lots and i love when they are smiling and when they give me hugs! yay. ...that is it, my attention span is too short for me to care about anything else. except food, i will always have time for food.. mmmm, food!!the end.

I'd like to meet:

santa clause and the easter bunny!!

Music:

queen, michael jackson, standard union, bombscare, the sex pistols, ac/dc, black eyed peas, billy idol, Pennywise, the cat empire, elvis, roy orbison,sarah blasko, anti-flag, rise against, pink martini, regina spektor, afi, against me!,leftover crack, the beatles, killswitch engege, led zepplin, the jerks, the brews, amy winehouse, blondie, stolen youth, claire bowditch, the rivalry, the unseen, shotpoint blank, aqua, deftones, tool, the killers, alkaline trio, strung out, strike anywhere, cindy lauper, bloc party, Blue King Brown, mach pelican, ziggy stardust - aka david bowie, goldfinger, missy higgins, millencolin, nofx, propaghandi, opeth, down, le tigre, rancid, the distillers, the clash, the cure, the satelites, zombie ghost train, the horrorpops, the cherry popping daddies, no doubt, the travelling sacks, morning glory, hot hot heat, interpol, jack johnson, reel big fish, the dropkick murphys, mid youth crisis, at the drive in, nine inch nails, dara j, ozomatli, reel big fish, dashboad confessionals, mars volta, the sunset club... and you know there is more, just use your imagination

Movies:

donnie darko, hotel rwanda, the garden state, american history x, Kill bill, the tigger movie, cant hardly wait, strictly ballroom, empire records, memento, fight club, a hard day's night, an inconvenient truth, my girl 1 & 2, scarface.

Television:

neighbours and search for the next pussycat doll!!!

Books:

animal liberation (by Peter Singer), the narnia books, the beatles anthology, the hare krishna book of 'self' realization', dessert rose, banana yoshimoto, confessions of an economic hitman, whipping boy, the kiss....

Heroes:

anyone who can make me happy when i am sad is my hero!! ...and that christopher walken when he dances in the fat boy slim video clip!also... the inventor of vegan nuggets.