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Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8

Transformer kids?!?! That opens up a whole NEW ball of oranges.

About Me

I'm a guy. A fun guy. Really. I can play ball. I can swim. I hate bikes. I have friends. I have pets. I have plants. I have a window. It's a nice window.I have eyeglasses that let me see into the thoughts of Asian people. I have a jar. I can open and close the jar with ease.I have a lil' synagouge on my desk. Dr. Doom has conqured it. Things could be better. Also alot worse. Or somehwere in between. Along those lines. A have a white dog named foxy,it's really extremely small and not a real dog.

My Interests

Not the moon

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



Heroes:

.. Judge Mills Lane

My Blog

Wail Of A Time Pt.1

(This is the first part to a short story I'm writing) Wendell Morrison sat for many minutes think about what he just did. Looking at all the options, carefully analyzing every possible situation that ...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

I Was Not Born Out Of Wedlock

Wen I shot Cyber Lincoln (Cyber Lincoln is evil) I didn't flinch. For I knew he would grow to be 300 times powerfull then I could ever imagine to be. UnlessI ended him then and there on the spot. So I...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:51:00 PST

Gang Warfare Only Leads To Gang Warfare

I am the voice of reason. Other niggas get locked up fo' treson. But not me I stay on my feet and keep a beat and I assure you it'll be a treat. But the real reason I called you all here to day is, we...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:49:00 PST

Angry rabbits don't exist

Once, I stabbed a guy. With a knife of course. But he granted me three wishes, and now I'm here. If I were a giant I'd show the Statue of liberty who the boss really was. Me. Once a little kid challng...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

Last time I did that, this happend

Learn what the teachers teach so that one day you may teach someone how to learn. See? I should write inspirational posters. There would be whales and stuff though. Whenever a martian gives you a has...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:12:00 PST

When man comes tumbling down that slippery slope called life....

Listen. You think you know it all? I assure you that you don't. I don't either. But I know more than you do. Dumbass.   In all reality, the Power Rangers were stupid as shit. That whole franchise...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:25:00 PST

Just because he's a midget doesn't mean he's short

Grab my hand, I'll hoist you up into the boat. This is the 5th time you fell in today. What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do you always jump around like an idiot and fall overboard? Last time y...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:22:00 PST

You better believe the truth. Because if not, you WILL get eaten

When will astronauts learn that they don't need to go into space for us to love them? If I throw a rock at a rabbit and the rabbit flies back and kills two birds. Did I kill two birds with one rabbit ...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST

Hey!!! Get out of there!!! You might start a fire!!!

Does everybody truly think they are better then me? Because.....welll.......lemme tell you what I'd do. I'd punch em'. I'd kick em'. I'd stomp em'. If I wore a big blue hat, would it corrupt my mind? ...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:20:00 PST

Mold the gravy, we don't have time for Jello

Wigwam seem like shitty sources of shelter. I believe paper cones won't protect you from tornadoes, or bears for that matter.Indians should have taken all those beads we gace them and find a new alter...
Posted by Sir Lordington in 2,000 and 8 on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:44:00 PST