Stratton

i'm starting all over...
i moved here from new york.
I am looking for someting substantial...whatever that may wind up being
I Live in The City Of Angles.
And I Love It
i'm a mess
but i look good sometimes
i put salt on everything i eat
i smoke marlboro reds and they've always been there for me
all living fish startle and upset me
that includes whales
i aspire to be as brilliant an entertainer and songwriter as courtney love is
i love being underappreciated, its like... my favourite
i only believe in things when they favour me
like karma when i've done something good and want a reward
or my horoscope when it says i'm gonna get laid or win money
i compulsively over eat, drink, spend, smoke and sleep
i'm usually about a half hour early or two hours late
i like to fart and blame it on other people
i also like to fart in a group of people and then walk away before it starts to smell so that no one suspects me
more than anything though, when driving with someone, i like to roll up and lock all the windows in my car and fart as loud and hard as i possibly can
i like to make harrassing phone calls at three in the morning to people i don't know
i like to fill shopping carts with douches, enemas, condoms and personal lubricants and then leave them in the children's toy section at target
i like to push people over for no reason at all
i like to give people inaccurate driving directions
and then tell them that they must have misheard me when they bitch me out
i steal toilet paper from public restrooms
i pick my nose in my car when i think no one can see me
i play dumb
when i have plans to go to a party i don't eat anything all day and then once i'm in the door i pound five shots back to back
i don't trust you if you're not a total bitch
i like to give small children the finger
and i lie to strangers for sport
i like to ask old people who make eye contact with me what the fuck they think they're looking at
i laugh like i mean it
because i do
sometimes when i laugh really hard, i snort
it's not attractive
but then neither are any of my deep seeded personality traits
i like to find out what irritates the people i hate and then do that specific thing every chance i get
i'm afraid of a lot of things
but like a real man, i keep them all bottled up inside
i therefore consider myself strong
i think that courtney love embodies all the qualities that i find attractive in myself and other people
i don't take myself or life in general very seriously
i believe myself to be a real hoot
numbers and concentration make me angry and confused
i have no talent for organization
i fuck up a lot sometimes
because i like to do everything the hard way
if i'm going down, i'm going to take everyone else with me
i have at least one inside joke with everyone i know
and typically, that joke is at someone else's expense
much like any really funny joke
i have no filter to keep my thoughts from coming out my mouth as words
i like to get black out drunk and throw up on myself and others
i am a fucking trainwreck
but it makes me all the more endearing
i'm still not over the spice girls
i don't pay attention to anything long enough for it to worry me
i want to start socal band
i say i hate drama
but that's a lie-- i loooooove it
i'm impatient, short tempered, crude and easily distracted
i'll spend days thinking about something, make up my mind to do one thing, and then in the moment of decision, do the complete opposite... just to see
if there's an unlabeled button on a wall-- i press it
i used to play guitar and sing in a band
i know myself way too well
your friends suck when compared to the likes of mine and i
if you like crappy music then i will think less of you
i haven't had an ugly friend since the third grade
i try my little heart out to be as optimistic as possible
but unfortunately i am just a total bitch
right down to the surface
i give everyone the benefit of the doubt
i'm bored of anything that doesn't make me laugh after five minutes tops
i'm usually confused and ok with it
i don't embarrass easily
i have no problem making an ass of myself to get a genuine laugh
nor do i have any problem to making an ass of someone else for a genuine laugh
i just moved from new york to huntington beach
and i'm really proud of myself for it
i probably think i'm smarter than you are
even though i'm probably not
i never shut the fuck up
i get myself and everyone else in trouble
in 5th grade my girlfriend broke up with me because another girl kissed me on the cheek
i've no fear of poverty
i love the beach and sunshine
for the right person there is nothing i would refuse
~~~~"sometimes i feel there is a hole inside of me. an emptiness that at times seems to burn. i think that if you lifted my heart to your ear you could probably hear the ocean. on the moon tonight, there's a circle around it. a sign of trouble not far behind. i have this dream of being whole, of not going to sleep every night wanting. but still, sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, i dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. i just want someone to love me, i want to be seen. i don't know, maybe i've had my happiness. i don't want to believe it, but there is no man. just that moon."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results

Sociability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 56%
Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 96%
Activity Level ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 98%
Excitement-Seeking ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 92%
Enthusiasm ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 93%
Extroversion |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Trust ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 97%
Morality |||||| 12%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Cooperation ||| 2%
Modesty ||||||||||||||| 46%
Sympathy |||||||||||||||||| 59%
Accommodation ||||||||||||||| 49%
Confidence |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Neatness ||| 8%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 68%
Achievement |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Self-Discipline ||||||||| 21%
Cautiousness ||| 3%
Orderliness ||||||||||||||| 45%
Anxiety ||| 1%
Volatility ||| 8%
Depression ||| 5%
Self-Consciousness |||||| 11%
Impulsiveness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 99%
Vulnerability ||| 5%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||| 79%
Imagination ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Artistic Interests |||||||||||||||||| 52%
Introspection |||||||||||||||||||||||| 72%
Adventurousness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 92%
Intellect ||| 5%
Liberalism ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 94%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 67% Take Free Advanced Big 30 Personality Test
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Trait . low score high score
Sociability 85% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 56% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 96% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 98% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 92% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 93% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 97% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 12% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 78% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 2% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 46% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 59% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 86% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 8% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 68% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 85% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 21% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 3% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 1% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 8% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 5% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 11% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 99% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 5% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 91% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 52% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 72% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 92% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 5% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 94% conservative, traditional progressive, open
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"the only difference is pam is the girl you wanna fuck and tell all your friends about and i'm the girl you wanna fuck and you refuse to tell any of your friends about and then go see the doctor."