People seem to like me
because I am polite
and I'm rarely late.
I like to eat ice cream,
and I really enjoy
a nice pair of slacks.Im sarcastic and cynical almost all the time.I edited my profile with your mom !
Smelling my food. MRSA. Inserting Foley Catheters. Shocking people. Washing my hands. Money Shots. Calling the shots. Wearing the pants. Crash Dieting. Being someone Im not. Fucking with you. False Promises. Akward silences. Seating People. Pretending I care. Scrubs. Giving bad directions. Wingmen. Sabatoge. Prank Wars. Dishing it out. Sassin Suckas. Being Broke. Mood Swings. Fruit Snacks. Granny Panties. Taboo. My Macy. Getting my shit together. then letting it all fall apart again. Over draft charges. Writing letters to manegment. Men twice my age. People watching. bad first impressions. mixing pills with alcohol. getting drunk and showing off my undies. farting and then walking away. not returning my cart at the Market. Vacuuming. backwashing. dome pieces. anything that smells like cake. telling people im going to be a doctor. fearing staph infections. cleaning the bath tub 8 times a day. debauchery. shingles. end stage renal failure. cassie. not being a twat. saying the word twat. anal leakage. tonsils. rhinoplasties. angioplasties. talking my therapist into giving me new pills to try. ambien(control release). making people do things for me. the feeling of a pill stuck in your throat. B-list movie lines. gift baskets. forrest gump. laxatives. sticking my finger down my throat. dance offs with cassie and lauren. pulling my skirt up over my head. thinking im the funniest person i know hahahhahahahahaha. cock blocking my friends. talking like a douche bag. getting off. not making friends on myspace. judging people. pretending im lost. taking it from behind.
People that take myspace as seriosuly as I do...ITS SERIOUS ALRIGHT! Someone that wants to be my friend when I am sober (its a challange). People that I can talk about shit with...and I mean actual shit. Someone like cassie. Airman. Seaman Doctors. A person with a neurological deficit. someone that can go through more boyfriends than Lauren in one calander year. Someone who wants to go bang.... or someone that will do me while i check to see if i have new picture comments. A person with a bigger pill collection than me. A person that likes cleanig balls as much as I do. Some one that knows what I am talking about.... someone that thinks they've seen forest gump more than i have. Maybe a xanax and a whiskey sour on a sunday evening...or any evening for that matter... Someone I can be vulgar with. George forman cuz hes sellin everybody grills. The person who invented the emergencey contraception so I can send them a thank you card. I'd like to meet my future ex-husband. I'd like to meet the person behind the loofa. Someone that would let me perform open heart surgery on them. Someone that believes me when I say "this is my first time."WHO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET: People with sweaty palms, and people that feel inclined to touch my hair.
Garage Bands and American Idol Finalists
forest gump
GREYS ANATOMY
cat in the hat, O the places you'll go, Fisting for dummies, falling up...
CASSANDRA.........stevie, Macy, Steve Irwin, who's death taught us more about stingray safety then his life ever could have. Thanks Steve!