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M@TT

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Well, i'm probably the sexiest this u have ever seen....wut can i say. I am a SENIOR now at Bloomginton High School. I'm 5'10 ish. I got the brown hair and green ish eyes. And finally i LOVE the Mt. DEW. aim = FartonmattBest quote ever: "See there are 3 kinds of people: Dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholed you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit." (gotta love Team America.....makes so much sense once u think about it.) all the movies below are made by me. aim = FartonmattThe BASSics of Things 4 Kings The Lost Episodes of the Nasti Boyz 2006 World Series of Darts Montage Sparkler Bomb Goodfellas in Less than 3mins ........ width="425" height="350" ....Team America Montage..Tripping in South Carolina..True Life: Im a Hitman..Who Knew A Golf Cart Could Wheelie..Blowing up the Pussbag..Hot Sauce Challenge..Hot Sauce is Hot..Monopoly..Nasi Boyz..Risk..Set Sail..Steves Amazing Impala..Toe Tieing

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

who the fukk really reads these things seroius.................i want to meet Geroge Cloony

Movies:

Man, so many. Any James Bond movie. Favorite movies: Airplane 1&2, Spaceballs, all Starwars, Anchorman, Team America, Old School. either anything with action or anything that makes me laugh like a little school girl.

Television:

WONDER SHOWZEN, Headbangers Ball, South Park, Team Sanchez, anythign else that either makes me go "hahaha dumb ass" or "o shit....amazing"

Books:

any Dr. Suess book

Heroes:

that guy who can do all that stuff and did that important thing and got that hot ass chick and drives that sexy car.
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i hate justin

he told me to shut up and i told him to go lick donkey balls and that he smells of curry and poop suace.  then i proceded to choke him and then he hit my in the back of the leg......so then i cha...
Posted by M@TT on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST