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laura

death to the aristooo's.

About Me

i came to china to finally become the tall person i had always dreamed of being. Unfortunately this was not meant to be as it turns out all the children here have been brought up on a diet of macdonalds and are now tall. Monty Python should really update their song. I never thought I would be a midget in china.

My Interests

meeting interesting gutters at 5.00am and attempting to look at the stars whilst making conversation with said gutters.playing harmonica in my one man band.

I'd like to meet:

the stupid person who told liz hurley she should go into film so i can hit him repeatly with the 2 foot black pudding I am saving for the occasion.

Music:

sir bowie the king of david. frances of ferdinand land. new division and division esq. radio's head the head. lemon jellily. stoned roses. blurred. gorrilaz for jamie hewlett aspect. bonzo do da dog band, (shirts). rolling stoned. joyed up division. food fighters. noel the cowardly braveheart. kermit the frog. james -i'm in the hot tub, it's hot- brown. graham -i can't acutally sing- coxon.

Movies:

withnail and i. detroit rock city. brazil. o lucky man. gods and monsters. the big lebowski. anything with john malkovich in because he is deliciously evil too. Apart from that film with Nicole Kidman in as well. She is shit. What was the film. Ah yes, portrait of a lady - portrait of an anorexic ginger hamster more like Adaptation - meryl streep is wicked in that. Tremors Murder in the first

Television:

blackadder. family guy. hugh and laurie. open all hours - g g g g granville ffffffetch your cloth. that stuff by michael palin - he's a dude.

Books:

tons (how lazy is that?)

Heroes:

me grandad coz he's whats known in the professional trade as a double hard bastard

My Blog

cricket season

it's cricket season here, but not the english cricket season which is an excuse for students and dossers to grab cans of beer and shades and go to a big field to watch men in white rub red balls on th...
Posted by laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST