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I'm like a fighter jet- stealth yet powerful.. My favotite rush is crouching on the girl's headboard when the big yellow ball hits the sky and pouncing on her before her eyes open, Just to see if her reflexes are a fraction of mine (Or if her heart will actually come out of her chest like she says it will) I talk a lot- especially when the girl gets home after I've paced back and forth wondering if I'll ever get fed again... She tells me to relax and that she hates me but I know she can't live without me and will never let me go- even when I venture to the other side of these walls and get lost...I have this untamely infatuation with Q-Tips, rubber bands, and highlighters... I can rip through walls and off furniture before you realize I'm even there- I will make you jump out of your body if you don't pay attention to me... And I'm very good at the crecent moon manuever (don't ask)I love it when the girl takes a bath so I can sit on the edge and play in the water (I never fall in of course, because of my phenominal balance and flawless poise)...When I'm bored I chase my tail- and they say only dogs do that! Not to mention my entertainment in playing fetch with hair ties- better than any stupid kanine you will come across. I also head-butt the furniture and follow the girl into every room she enters... I am the master of my domain and everyone else's around me- If you doubt my dominance I will draw blood and make you do loud noises... I will lick my ass on your bed if I feel so inclined, and I will throw up where you walk- knowing YOU will be the one cleaning it up, but I will be your friend... On my terms only.....I AM JASMINE.found this girls layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

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Something to live by: Day 235 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.

I'd like to meet:

The Sphynx of Egypt, Felix the cat, Hello Kitty, the white tiger that ravaged Roy in Vegas... and my mother that I was taken away from at such a young age... I've heard she's beautiful!
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Music:

Kitty.... The hardest chick band EVER!

Movies:

My mind races to fast to follow these... movies... I get bored easily with mindless human pastimes... I'd rather lick my fur.

Television:

Animal Planet- Meer Kat manner gets me up in the morning...

Books:

Hu?? Books??
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Heroes:

Garfield.... That nigga has everything!