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About Me

HEY EVERYONE, THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT OF THE WIFE IN 2005... UNFORTUNATELY, AS YOU KNOW - IN THIS DAY AND AGE OVER ONE IN THREE MARRIAGES ENDS IN DIVORCE...
IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS WE ANNOUNCE THAT THE WIFE IS NOW ANOTHER STATISTIC IN THAT FIGURE. THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE LOVE YOU ANY LESS.. IT JUST MEANS WE ARE ALL NOW FREE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
VICKY IS BREEDING HAMSTERS, DYING HER HAIR AND CONTINUING TO BE A SEXBOMB IN HER LONDON HOME.. ALL THE WHILE LOOKING FOR SUITABLE VICTIMS WILLING TO BE EATEN.
KELLY IS STILL MENTAL, AND PROVING IT BY CURRENTLY SEEING OTHER GIRLS IN A GROUP NAMED "THE MENTALISTS" (www.myspace.com/thementalists)
LAURA IS IN THE STUDIO, BEATING HER BASS ABOUT AND STILL DRINKING VODKA

AND LASTLY, ZEL IS HOPEFULLY ABOUT TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A BAND BY THE NAME OF "DARK/LIGHT" SHE ENJOYS RAIN, BEER AND THE SONG "JAILBAIT" BY MOTORHEAD (www.myspace.com/darklightband)

LIFE, AS ALWAYS, GOES ON....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/21/2005
Band Website: wifewifewife.com
Band Members:

Vicky Ryall - vocals

Kelly Appleton - guitar

Laura Leyton - Bass

Ysella Kaute - drums

Influences: Blondie, The Buzzcocks, Radiohead, The Undertones, The Distillers,
Sounds Like: LINKS - pahardcore.com - hardcore/punk/emo music ezine
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Merchandise, finally!

Hey Everyone, let us know what you think... ...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:45:00 PST

Newsflash...

People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. - Rebecca West The good news: Well, our tireless promotion eff...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:34:00 PST

Check out this event: W.I.F.E gig - free aftershock!

Hosted By: Plum PromotionsWhen: Tuesday Oct 25, 2005 at 8:30 PMWhere: The Water Rats328 Grays Inn RoadLondon, UKDescription: Plum Promotions Click Here To View Event...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:04:00 PST

The Last Chance Saloon...

"The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings." ...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:02:00 PST

W.I.F.E. not so secret secret gig

Hosted By: Playroom promoters When: Thursday Oct 20, 2005 at 10:30 PMWhere: The Playroom10 Paddington StreetLondon, UKDescription:Playroom promoters Click Here To View Event...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:20:00 PST

Check out this event: Come and get sweaty with us...

Hosted By: W.I.F.E. When: Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Betsey Trotwood56 Farringdon RoadLondon, UKDescription:W.I.F.E. Click Here To View Event...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:17:00 PST

Help us choose a logo!

Hey everyone.... can you please give me your opinions and comments on the following 2 logos... which one do you think best suits "The W.I.F.E." ...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:18:00 PST

Come and get sweaty with us....

We're playing a gig at the Betsey Trotwood on the 20th of Sept to coincide with the release of our single "I am Scum" on Shifty Disco. Come and get sweaty with us at perhaps the most intimate venue in...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:32:00 PST

"I am Scum" to be released as single on Shifty Disco

Hey folks, We are excited to say that from the 23rd of September, our song "I am Scum" will be available as a single download from the fantastic label Shifty Disco. Please visit their w...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:15:00 PST

W.I.F.E. featured on Subculture magazine website

The W.I.F.E. are being featured on the "essential new release" page on the front page of Subculture magazine... check it out here: http://www.subculturemagazine.com/ ...
Posted by W.I.F.E. on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:08:00 PST