I love to fuck. I love to fuck. I love to fuck. I love to kill. I want to kill myself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ammon Weser
Birthday: 4/26/90
Birthplace: Hell
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: I don't have hair, I have horns
Height: 2'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: I don't have hands. I accidently cut them off accidentally by trying to cut my wrists.
Your Heritage: The Devil
The Shoes You Wore Today: I fly
Your Weakness: Ugly Bitches
Your Fears: FUCKING Ugly Chicks
Your Perfect Pizza: dope and suga
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To fuck the President.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You dumbass fucker, get your mouth off my dick!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to kill some inocent bitch.
Your Best Physical Feature: Cock
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Running lawn mowers over cats with their heads sticking out of the ground
Pepsi or Coke: COKAINE BitCH
MacDonalds or Burger King: Pres. Bush
Single or Group Dates: Rape and Sack
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Special tea, Hah, I'm fucking hilarious!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate lets me fuck faster
Cappuccino or Coffee: Vodka
Do you Smoke: All the fucking time
Do you Swear: I don't swear
Do you Sing: Screamo
Do you Shower Daily: nope, I bathe in blood.
Have you Been in Love: Love is a bitch
Do you want to go to College: i have a problem with setting schools on fire.
Do you want to get Married: No, I just like to fuck
Do you belive in yourself: Hell no
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, when my pussy Rubs too hard against my cock.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm so fucking UGLY. I'm part man, part woman. what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: No, I eat garbage. I eat real garbage. From the Trash Cans.
Do you get along with your Parents: I killed them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to see them light thinks on fire.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, the G-string.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drink BlOod
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Can't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i usually just end up fucking girls, I don't need to date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, but I burned one down.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I had some body juices, does that count
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: I pole dance
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've taken a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yep.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Blood
Ever been called a Tease: No, last person who said that, I killed.
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: I want to murder myself.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Prostitute
What country would you most like to Visit: Vagina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Vagina
Favourite Hair Color: I prefered shaved pussy
Short or Long Hair: no hair
Height: deep
Weight: 10000000000000000000000000 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: one...at the tip of my 8 ft cock
Number of Tattoos: 2 mil
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fucking my principle.
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