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The Mighty Dan

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am the sky and the mountain. i am the golden light of heaven. i invented the wheel but didn't tell anyone for 3 years so i could watch everyone else tool around like morons. I successfully kicked the whole government in the junk. i like to go into walmart and set elderly shoppers on fire. one day i will conquer the world with a robot army and kill all the smelly people. everything i say is absolutely true and i take everything very, very seriously. whee!

My Interests

piracy, murder, gravedigging, cheese

I'd like to meet:

all non-smelly people. I'm becoming increasingly frustrated by those with no respect for the olfactory glands of others. especially on the bus.

Music:

i only listen to wesley willis and i do so constantly. if you see me not listening to wesley willis then i am singing rock and roll mcdonalds in my head.

Movies:

movies are great because it's really easy to bother people by talking or throwing things during important scenes. especially fun in theaters...

Television:

television is a tool of the establishment used to sedate and control the masses. it reduces intelligence, imagination and the desire to engage reality within a given population. I think its great and need a tv station of my very own.

Books:

the only books worth reading are the ones i, myself, have written and since i haven't written them yet, you're all fucked.

Heroes:

everyone who works for the government and is currently spying on me.

My Blog

fuck domino's stupid fuckin pizza. fuck!

if domino's was a person i would kick the living bejesus out of him or her.  (i am not so sexist as to deny a female corporation a severe beating when they so obviously deserve it, rega...
Posted by The Mighty Dan on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST