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Kevin Can

i want to be albino, but just around my sphincter

About Me

i woke up squinting.

My Interests

poker, dogs, frisbee, milkis, art brut, ronaldinho, israel, atl rap scene, otaku, the game of risk.

I'd like to meet:

shawn marion.

Music:

any band TIM KINSELLA is in: joan of arc, cap'n jeff, owls, friend/enemy, everyoned, make believe, the sky corvair, stone temple pilots, sufjan stevens and the illinoisemakers, kleenux, yesno, leaving idaho. ----any band ROB CROW is in: pinback, thingy, optiganally yours, goblin cock, the ladies, disgusting caucasian slob, rob crow and the white hens. ----and HOT HOT HEAT!

Movies:

HAPPENIS. HANNAH MAKES LOVE TO HER SISTERS. THX-1337. 2001: THE SPACE BETWEEN HER LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

[adult suck]

Books:

All day is hardly what you imagine!

Heroes:

Mister Rogers, David Robinson, Wesley Willis, Mama Kinsella, John Fogerty, Shawn Marion, T.I.

My Blog

Douchbage, and, Bouchedag

Douchbage, and, Bouchedag By: Kai May 02, 2006   An overview of my last few days as a Redbird freshmen. A social commentary on the douchebags and douchebaggery I've encountered. ...
Posted by Kevin Can on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:16:00 PST

Holy Fuck, I'm Pissed.

"This guy came up to me and shouted, "get the fuck out Bin Laden!," his shit smelling spit getting all over my face. Instinctively I got my fist ready to force into his asshole. This fucking sandbag a...
Posted by Kevin Can on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:18:00 PST